Coincidence? July 29, 2008
Posted by Nathan in Random Musings.Tags: Corey Feldman, Playboy, Susie Feldman, X-Files
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So, after I thouroughly abused my errantly received Playboy (actually I didn’t) I ended up throwing it away. Yeah, I know I said I’d keep it, but then weird rationale goes through my head…..Do I really want to keep an entire magazine for four pages of Susie Feldman frontal nudity? No. It just seems in the end like too much work to hide a magazine from prying eyes in my house so I can get an occasional peek-a-boo. Believe me, she is indeed very pretty, but compared to other nudity I have in my house this is pretty darn tame (no movement, no pink, no sound, etc.), so off to the recycle bin it goes. Perhaps I will make some sanitation worker very happy on collection day…like a hidden treasure. I can just imagine my garbage man kickin back after a long day of garbage hauling, sitting in his truck, Pabst Blue Ribbon in requisite paper bag, settling back listening to spanish rock and thumbing thru this coveted treasure. English is not needed to enjoy this.
I did receive a comment to correct me on the issues centerfold. I thought she was silicon enhanced, but a kind reader correct me that she was all natural. I guess, I wasn’t paying attention all too much. I’m usually pretty good at detecting fake ones. I guess I’ll chalk it up to the fact I didn’t spend too much time on the spread. Like I said though she was almost too perfect, so I discounted her twins right away as fake. See, while I can agree the woman was absolutely stunning and by no means would I throw her out of bed, there’s a certain ‘unrealistic’ quality with some of the models. Actually, I suppose a lot of it is the poses. These awkward poses places them in a ‘fantasy’(?) position, that no one ever really sees in real life. The only time people really pose like that is because they know a camera is going to be involved. I like the more ‘natural’ girl-next-door look…and not the Playboy TV series ‘girl-next-door’ type (which in my opinion Kendra is the best looking).
So I’m flipping through the channels…I can’t remember is it Bravo or A&E…I don’t know now…but I came across the abysmal ‘The Two Cories’ reality show…and wouldn’t you know it, it’s an epsiode devoted to Susie going to the Playboy mansion to meet with Hef to discuss taking test shots and to eventually be in the magazine…the one I just got if you weren’t paying attention. Susie looked very nice in her test shoot…the lingerie she was wearing (especially the Daisy Duke type top) was to die for. That’s a fantasy right there. On the flip side I can’t figure out if I like Corey Feldman or not. One minute he seems very rational, articulate, and level headed. The next, he goes off on these tangents that make him really look like a complete tool, as if believes his station in life is above others. Has no one ever told him his career was over 20 years ago? Sure he does movies now, but they are all direct to video or low budget sci-fi crap. I’m not saying he’s not talented, but he thinks he’s bigger than he is.
BTW: Scully, I want to see the new X-Files movie, but it is not getting good reviews. Not that it is a ‘bad’ movie, just very slow and not as exciting as fans of the series were looking forward to. Supposedly it only had a budget of $30m to make, and it’s opening weekend, only made $10. Sure it will recover its costs…but it’s not gonna be out for long. Sigh.
Mail mistakes. Not always a bad thing. July 23, 2008
Posted by Nathan in Fantasies, True Stories.Tags: mail, Playboy, Susie Feldman, Susie Sprague, USPS
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I’m not sure if my regular mail man is on vacation, or I just got a new one, but there has been a few mistakes as of late. Not just in regars to my mail either. Some of my neighbors have also said things are just not getting delivered correctly.
Normally when I receive incorrect mail, I’ll either deliver it to my neighbors if it’s close by, or I’ll mark it ‘incorrect address’ and place it back in the mail.
Yesterday when I opened my mailbox I was very excited to see a cellophane wrapped magazine. The first thing that came to my mind was it was my new subscription to The Official Xbox magazine (go ahead…insert your jokes now), so I was eager to get home and open it up.
Imagine my bigger surprise when I opened the cellophane only to discover it was the new issue of Playboy. WTF? I looked at the wrapper again and noticed the name and address. Well, the mail man got the house number right, but that’s it. Name and street weren’t even close, but of course, this won’t be going back to the post office marked ‘incorrect’.
The next thing I did was very school-girlish. While I may have quite a few adult orientated DVD’s and PC CD’s stashed about my house….I seriously no longer have any adult magazines. In an effort a few years back to purge my residence of public smut, I threw away all my old mags, and to this day I don’t really miss them like I thought I might of back then. Anyway, my girlish moment was realizing I had nowhere I wanted to stash this in lieu of anyone discovering it so I put in my car in hope of viewing later. Like I was hiding it, but it never really dawned on me…”Who am I actually hiding this from, Nate?”
I do decide to take a quick sneak peak at the pictorials. First one I spy is some tennis star I never heard of, but then again, I don’t know anything about tennis, so it could have been anyone. Cute little brunette who looks like ‘the girl next door’..not some uber model with fake everything. A tiny bit pale, a little small breasted, a little tuft of dark muff….cute. Little small tattoo in her pelvis region….yeah…I can dig that. I’ll study her more later.
Second girl was the centerfold, and this was your typical blond bombshell that Playboy espouses as the perfect woman. Well, yes….she’s hawt…and of course I’d hit that…but also, she’s just not ‘real’. She’s silicon enhanced, way too much makeup or airbrush…basically flawless…i.e. too good to be true. She was completely shaven and did your typical, atypical unrealistic poses that I’ve really never seen any woman do expect in these types of magazines.
I know there’s always a third pictorial, but that will have to wait until tomorrow. I have things to do, so I place the magazine under my seat to look at the following day.
Advance to next day, that is today.
As I drive to work I decide to pull out the magazine and look discover the third mystery girl (not really a good idea when driving BTW). I find her. A smoking brunette with very perfect breats, very sexy belly button jewelry, a perfectly manicured landing strip (very yummy looking) and to top it off like a cherry on a sundae….little clit jewelry dangling down. Very, very sexy. Who is this woman I wonder?
I began to search for the name, and I almost crashed my car when I realized who it was.
It’s Susie Feldman (formerly Sprague), the wife of C-list celebrity and vain tool Corey Feldman. I know she was in tamer magazines with pretty nice photo spreads like FHM and Maxim, but I didn’t know she posed for Playboy. And she’s had a kid too!! Props to her (and Corey too I guess) for her kickn’ body. She is absolutely gorgeous, beautiful, and drool worthy sexy. Yes, I can’t believe I am saying this either, but Susie, forgive me if I get to know you much more intimately in two dimensions later this evening.
