Necklaces April 29, 2009
Posted by Nathan in Fantasies, Random Musings.Tags: adam corolla, fantasy, lingerie, necklace, sexy
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I was listening to an Adam Corolla podcast earlier and the topic of necklaces came up, and what men generally think of them.
In Adam’s style of sarcastic humor, he made the observation that most men don’t give a shit about necklaces. His theory was that women buy necklaces to impress or dress for other women. While men may indeed recognize that necklaces become an obligatory gift from time to time to a woman we want to bed or have a relationship, you’ll generally never hear or catch a man talking to another man about the type of necklace his girlfriend/spouse is wearing. Seriously, in everyday life situations we don’t talk about trendy, earthy necklaces, or dainty gold and silver chains with little pendants or gems on the end. As Adam said, generally, it’s just another item we find ourselves removing from you when we wanna bump uglies.
In this manner, I’ll have to agree. I cannot recall myself ever having any conversation with my guy friends about necklace trends. The only necklaces guys are ever caught talking about with each other is perhaps a ‘pearl necklace’ if you catch my drift. And even that was when I was talking back in my late high-school and college years….the subject of ‘pearl necklaces’ never comes up at the company lunch, or when we’re playing X-box. Maybe on a rare occasion when we’ve had a bit much liquid libations do we wax poetic about the waxing we left on a woman’s neck and chest.
However, the more I began thinking about it, the more I can honestly say I appreciate the right necklace in the right circumstance to accentuate a woman’s sexuality…and it can be a turn on at the right moment.
Necklaces can be downright sexy.
What red-blooded young man has never had the fantasy of a girlfriend showing up at the house at late hours in the evening wearing a only an over-sized coat, only to open it up completely nude and only wearing a necklace. Same thing with my beach bunny fantasies…I’d love to meet an exotic woman at a pristine beach, tanned, bikini clad and wearing some tribal bauble around her neck. And who can deny the allure of a nice choker around the neck of a taut body at a night club. The visualization if that in my head makes me hard.
But again, it must be stated that the right necklace for the right setting is a must. I can’t see the attraction of a delicate silver chain plunging between beautiful breasts if I were playing Survivor out in the jungle. That’s when I want to see that leather, stone, and pewter around your neck. The same thought goes for an elegant evening…..We go out for a very nice dinner, perhaps a very special and romantic event, share some wine or regal beverage, then we get back to our room and I slide that form fitting dress off your shoulder to reveal that very special lacy lingerie, that when a nice real beaded necklace or gold string is appropriate. If we go out to a shit-kicker bar, or have some BBQ, and your all up in your denim jean, then by goodness, I hope you have that choker chain on under that flannel or ribbed tank-top.
Yeah, to see your naked body laying down before me, awaiting me to enter you and ravish your curves, then the accoutrement of the perfect necklace becomes a symbol of mystique and eros will make me want to pound you all the more and in all the right ways.
Turn-on Tuesday: Side Boobs December 16, 2008
Posted by Nathan in Turn-On Tuesday.Tags: Lindsey Lohan, natalie portman, sexy, side-boob, turn-ons
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Lohan side boob
I’ve been thinking of starting a new category as of late to help give me some inspiration on subject matter relevant to the heart of this blog.
There’s already enough blogs out there that serve up a healthy dose of HNT images and TMI, so I decided to create my own category and with any luck (probably not) will catch on with some of my fellow bloggers.
So with no further adieu, I give you the first installemnt of Turn-on Tuesday’s.
Today’s Turn-on: The Side Boob.
Not all eroticism need to hit one over the head in its blatant nakedity to be worthy of getting the imagination kick-started and the blood flowing to the right regions to tingle.
There is so much to be said about the side boob and its subtle charms, that I could probably go on and on about the subject all day if left unchecked. Don’t be surprised if I revisit it again someday. As I was thinking of this topic today, it stirred a memory of a dance instructor I once dated who paraded through her house wearing a loose fitting tank top with no bra. Oh, the blow job I got that one day.
If the image supplied doesn’t pique your interest and you need more examples to solidify the concept, by all means I encourage you to do your own healthy research by doing a Google Image search, and you’ll find plenty of reference material for your approval. One observation I made early in my own research endeavors was that ’side-boob’ affliction generally strikes at female celebrities, ususally of the movie, television, and singing genres. Go figure.
So what is it about the ’side-boob’? I think part of allure comes from obtaining just enough of a partial glimpse of what treasure may be hiding under those garments to make you want to steal a second or third glance. You may find yourself positioning your head to take a longer peek and allow your brain to fill in the missing gaps. Before you know it, a full fledged fantasy may be taking shape in the theatre of the mind.
It really doesn’t matter if she’s well endowed or a bit on the small side. The actual size of the breast doesn’t matter, it’s the way it lays upon her chest, how the visible folds lie against her chest and the amount of exposure of her side. It’s these small windows of a stolen galnce that helps us men remember that the side of a woman can be very sexy in and of itself, and is very under-rated as a physical feature. The sides of a woman, I submit, can be very intoxicating under the right circumstances and lighting.
The idea of a naked breast in public, unencumbered by the contraints of a bra, also feeds the mental imagery that the woman is much more playful and sexual than she first may have let on. The idea that her top can move in such a way to allow free access makes heightens her level of naughtiness….and we men LOVE that. If she’s daring enough to risk a little hidden skin, we then begin to imagine she may not be wearing anything underneath her skirt as well. She’s hawt in our book at that point, and we want her….bad.
For myself, I’d like to think this fashion faux exudes a certain level of confidence that makes me believe we can fool around in the back of a limo, or I may have a chance for a consentual grope elsewhere in public. There’s a mixture of exhibitionism and voyeurism that can be coyley denied or laughed off as ’silly’ as needed, but she’s secretly sending out signals that she likes to play and this is her way of letting you know she’s not off limits to possible advances.
Natalie Portman
I don’t believe these ’side-boob’ shots are accidental either. Women know exactly what they are (or aren’t wearing) at any given time, and I believe there’s a little excitement realized in the danger in getting caught that turns them on as well. And it’s a much different level of sexiness when it’s coming from an unexpected celebrity such as Natalie Portman, rather than those you expect (like Pam Anderson or Carmen Electra) where it seems to be the norm.
