Reviewed: Shauna Sands Exposed November 5, 2009
Posted by Nathan in Random Musings.Tags: porn, reality TV, Shauna Sands, Vivid
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I hadn’t really been paying too much attention to the release date of the Shauna Sands DVD by Vivid with a fine tooth comb. I figured since it was already delayed once and I hadn’t seen a lot of news about it the last week, that most likely it had been delayed again.
To my surprise, I went to the home website and surmised it had indeed been released and a small rush of adrenaline rushed through my veins. Since I had already made two prior posts about her ’secret’ sex tape and how I was looking froward to it, I seriously contemplated dropping the $34.95 on the DVD. I mean from the trailer and the picture stills, it looked very promising.
But before I did that, I decided to check a website/forum I visit here and there to see if there was any scuttlebutt about it, and maybe that rare chance that someone ripped a copy to a share site. Generally, new movies like this are indeed ripped, but then very quickly taken down due to copyright infringement, star name, etc., etc. I’m sure Vivid is banking on a lot of hype for this movie and wouldn’t be too happy to learn free copies are floating around in cyberspace the very first few days.
To my utter schock, upon a simple search, I found it very quickly. The WHOLE MOVIE….FOR FREE. What? Somebody must have just posted it hours before, because there was only a few replies. But I jumped on it quickly and was able to obtain a copy within minutes.
And after watching it, I’m glad I didn’t drop the aforementioned $40. I’m not going to say it was a bad movie, I mean, it was a supposed ‘leaked’ private movie…not intended for general scrutiny…but somewhat fails to deliver all my Shauna Sands fantasies.
There is no doubt she has one incredible body. Her legs, waist, and buttocks are to akin to being as perfect as any man could dream for. She is incredibly fit, tone, and has a very flat tummy for having three children. Her hair is blonde out of a bottle for sure, her lips a little Botox or Collogen enhanced, and she has quite lovely eyes. Her boobs are a tad weird…not in a ‘bad’ way…but despite being augmented in the typical Melrose tradition, she has some notable scarring around the areola’s as if they had been reduced in diameter. Otherwise, she has Barbie-esque like figure and her tan lines automatically boost her apeal for me.
The french boyfriend is in ‘Adonis’ like shape and in between sucking down drink and chain smoking like there is no tomorrow, I’ll admit, I’m a tad bit jealous how chisled this guy is. He blows most male porn stars outta the water with his physique. He’s a guy after my own heart as he seems to really be into his sexcapades, although his camera work and constant mumbling in french gets a bit annoying. A good portion of his dialogue is actually sub-titled and Shauna speaks in both English and French.
The video is slightly longer than 1 hour and by all accounts I would break it up into three main scenes. Two traditional sex scenes and 1 oral scene in which Saundra gives one heck of a fantasy blow job. But between all this is some fluff…mostly casual converstaions between the two in a bedroom or on a balcony. Most of these conversations are completly mundane where Saundra does 80% of the talking and her boyfriend and his shakey camera follows her around. And in most of this filler stuff, Saundra is topless or wearing this little wrap number around her waist in which she is not wearing any panties and you get some nice shots of her shaven womanhood. She’s clearly comfortable in the nude behind closed doors and plays up to the camera in some of these instances. I have a feeling she can ber very naught when she’s in the mood.
And it helps a lot during these drawn out sequences that she’s very easy on the eyes. It’s more like a tantalizing tease to the viewer than anything intentional on her end. It’s very natural and not scripted which lends to a certain girl-next-door mystique as well.
Now, onto the ‘good stuff’….Well, I’m kinda torn on how erotic the sex scenes actually play out. The two main scenes in which Shauna and her boyfriend have sex are nothing out of the ordinary and because he’s holding the camera most of the time, there are a lot of closeups of either her chest or her vag. Sadly there are no money shots either, and its very hard to tell if and when either of them climax, until he aks her once “Did you?” and she simply responds, “Yes.” In the first scene she starts off by wearing some crocthless panties and when they stop all she says is “You soaked my panties.”, but as the viewer you can’t tell this at all and just have to take her word for it.
There’s no transitions between positions either in the first scene, just smash cuts. One second he’s taking her from behind, next she’s in missionary, then she’s straddling him and the camera is now positioned behind them. She’s also relatively quiet with a few moans and gasps here and there, and I guess I expected her to me much more vocal, but somehow I was let down. Not sure what I expected from her, but she seemed to be holding back in the auditory department. They finish this up with him using a jelly dong on her for her second climax
The second major scene involved the camera being set up on a table and capturing them both from a slightly further distance where he pounding her missionary style on a couch. Okay, it’s amazing to see two perfect bodies like this, but again, I was somewhat distracted by Shauna….she kept stealing looks towards the camera with this ‘deer-in-headlights’ like stare…more like someone wanting to make sure they were in frame rather than enjoying themselves or being seductive and/or erotic. I’ve seen other ‘home’ movies where the girl is seducing the camera with her eyes and facial expressions and really seem to be getting into it for the viewer, where Shauna just kinda stares at it and I couldn’t help but wonder if she was on something ’cause it just looked a bit ‘off’. Sadly, no money shot here either….I felt robbed again.
The last scene was probably the most erotic buildup of the tape. Here Shauna is eating ice-cream and letting it drip from the spoon as she hold it to her mouth and lets it melt down her naked body as she stands in high heels at the foot of their bed. This was quite a turn on for me and I’ll have to request that in my personal life. She then offers to give her boyfriend a blowjob in which she purs some melted ice cream from her pint container onto his junk and proceeds to lick it off. There is no sex here at all, just a very messy blowjob, and the only let down here was Shauna making the comment that she didn’t want anything getting in her hair. At the end of the BJ, we finally see a pop-shot to her face, but again, she just seems oddly disinterested. She just opens her mouth with no real expression or afterglow indulgence afterwards as he finishes himself off.
Then fade out to black and shows over.
I may have to watch it again (I’m sure I will), but it’s very hard to critique. Clearly Vivid took the best few ‘tantalzing’ seconds to cut a perfect trailer, but it just doesn’t seem to deliver what the trailer hyped up. Shauna is drop dead gorgeous, he’s a chisled Adonis, pictures are clear and seemingly high quality, and she’s basically nude the whole 60+ minutes. The blowjob was great as was the lead up, but the finish with the only money shot just falls flat at the end. The other two scenes show off her body in great close-up fashion, but again, Shauna just doesn’t seems into it and with no pop shots or vocal climaxes it just feels like the scenes end prematurely with little payoff.
If I had to buy it, I may say it’s worth $15, maybe $20 tops, but not worth the full price Vivid is asking, so I’m very glad I found it for free.
Shauna Sands Update and more October 29, 2009
Posted by Nathan in Fantasies.Tags: April, Bella, Leena, porn, pornstars, Shauna Sands, Vivid
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Well it appears that the video, Shauna Sands Exposed, by Vivid will now be officially released on or around Nov. 6th.
A few weeks back I mentioned I was having some memories of some old skool porn I once had starring Leena and a very young (18) Jenna Jameson that I was looking into re-acquiring. I actually did a digital download and paid a bit more than I would have liked too, and I have mixed feelings about teh experience: First, looking back at the Leena tapes…well, they didn’t hold up as well as I first imagined they would. At about $18 for a digital download (ugg), the quality hadn’t improved at all. They were basically old VHS tapes that someone had converted to DVD digital format, however, the graininess, sounds drops, color distortion, and an occaisional VHS tape tracking hiccup showed up. And while Leena was indeed as hot as I remembered her to be, the other’s did seem dated in the late 80’s early 90’s attire and actor Jonathan Morgan is just plain goofy. There wasn’t as much Leena as I had hoped.
The Jenna download was much better. I think she was only 18 at the time, not as much ‘porn’ makeup, much more amateur style, and her moans and excitement were 100% believable. The only drawback was that it was a Randy West scene and at the time he was clearly starting to show his age. The other scenes were good as well, as good as you can get from a VHS tape again originally filmed in the early 90’s. Again, the cost was about $18.
Sometimes I find it hard to justify spending any kind of money on that stuff, especially ‘older’ stuff in the modern age of HD, gonzo, and so much good stuff…like Reality Kings. They have a lot of variety and a ton of stuff for $30 a month. On occassion, that is few and far between, I’ll slap down the $30 fee and get a ton of movies to download and it’s definetly more bang for your buck that a single $18 VHS quality video. And lets not forget how many free sites are out there as well….plenty.
Getting back to ‘celebrity’ tapes……well, I do actually find them very interesting and titalizing…as if they were ‘forbidden’. I’ve seen the Pam Anderson/Tommy Lee, Kim Kardashian/Ray Jay, Paris Hilton/boyfriend, Collin Farrel/model girlfriend, Vince/Janine tape to name a few and for the most part I’ve liked them all. But I all saw bootlegs of these and never paid a cent.
However when it comes to this new one with Shauna, I am very tempted to drop the $35 for a 2-disc collection. I have no idea what is on the second disc, but after seeing some of the stills and a teaser trailer….I find myself getting very worked up over her. It appears she has dropepd her suit against Vivid which makes it even more suspicious to me that this isn’t a publicity stunt or intentional leak. In the end, I really don’t care….I am really looking forward to seeing and maybe even owning this tape.
Hope that doesn’t make me sound as a real porn degenerate or deperate loser. In a way though, I could see how you guys might think that….tapes are released all the time, but only this one have I been actively looking forward to.
On the personal front, it has been a little slow going. I have not returned Bella’s contact at all as it brings up to many emotions for me that I don’t feel like I can deal with right now.
I also recently ran into an ex girlfriend of mine that I dated only for a few months about 10 years ago. It was somewhat awkward for me bordering on uncomfortable. She is single and now a mother with no contact with the father and has also gained about 70+ lbs. I’m sorry if that sounds mean and callous, but due to her short stature, she looks a bit ‘big’. We ran into each other at a party of mutual friends and I had no idea what to say. We didn’t break up on bad terms or anything, it was the fact I just wasn’t into her but I know she liked me quite a bit. The uncomfortable part was at this party she began flirting with me again, and I had NO desire to flirt back. The day after the party my friend called me to let me know that she is still carrying a torch for me and started asking questions about my situation. She’s a ‘nice’ person, but I really don’t want any further contact.
Becky has disapeared from the face of the planet. A fun ‘fling’ that I may have wanted to explore further, but doesn’t look like that’s gonna happen.
April called me last week now that she is feeling much better and we had an conjugal encounter last Saturday. It was ‘fun’…could have be more ‘fun’ if she’d just learn to relax, but she seemed a bit more plaful than usual. Since this post is already way too long, maybe next one will be that encounter. It was kinda funny, as well as erotic, to say the least.
Shauna Sand Exposed…coming to a tissue near you October 14, 2009
Posted by Nathan in Fantasies.Tags: fantasy, Playboy, porn, reality TV, Shauna Sand
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Shauna Sand
I really never heard of Shuana Sand before this past week, and now I’m kinda surprised (and saddened) I hadn’t. It seems Ms. Sand (formely Shauna Sand-Lamas) is yet another D list celebrity to have a sex tape …um stolen? leaked?…to the public and it looks like porn studi Vivid.com is about to release it in the upcoming weeks.
Shauna’s claim to fame, other than her incredible rockin body after have at least three kids, was that she was married to serial womanizer and fellow D-list clebrity actor husband Lornezo Lamas (of Renegade fame). She was also a former Playboy playmate, and rumored to have once had an affair with her husbands teenage son (from a previous marriage….see it seems Lorenzo likes to be married…4 times so far).
Anyway, it is ‘rumored’ her former boyfriend…leaked or let get stolen or whatever the story is… a very explicit sex tape compilation of some of their private encounters that would make the Tommy Lee/Pam Anderson tape look a bit tame.
It also just so happens that TMZ reported all this and Vivid is about to release this tape just as the Lamas family forray into the reality TV genre is about to air. Coincidence? Publicity stunt? I can’t answer that and it ‘appears’ that Ms. Sand wants this tape not to be released, but the timing all just seems a little too staged for me.
So what would any curious hot blooded man do in my shoes? Well, he’d want to satisfy his curiosity and check her out.
Enter Google….and lo and behold….she is f’n gorgeous!! Then I went over to the Vivid site and saw the trailer…of course meant to tantalize and tease…but none the less, it looks incredible! She looks incredible! They look incredible! Lots of close ups, and of course, she’s rockin’ the super tight tan lines…my personal kryponite and uber turn on that turns my knees to jelly.
Oh I’ve seen the Paris tape (good), the Pam Anderson (better), the Janine/Vince tape (good), but for the first time I am considering marching out the day it is released to buy this spanktacular home movie. I haven’t been this turned on or excited from a softcore amateur trailer in a long time, and now I may even seek the new reality series out just to take her in a bit more.
I’m just super impressed that she has had like three kids and her body just seems still perfect. Not sure if she had any surgeries other than my guess she had her lips done with injections, but I saw nary a stretch mark, and from what I saw in the previews…she is one adventerous and sexual MILF. She appears as if she’s really into it; toys, lingerie, foods, camera play, really hamming it up more so that these other celebrity types. But those tan lines especially……yummmmmm
Withdrawl at the Spank Bank August 3, 2009
Posted by Nathan in Random Musings.Tags: Leena, lesbian, porn, pornstars, threesome
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It’s been a tough day today….that is when you get an erotic thought in your mind and you just can’t shake it. Well, no thanks to a few fellow erotica-minded bloggers out there who are much more proficient in their writing skills than I am, have really painted a premium crop of true life images that I am going to stow away in my own spank bank for future musings.
Since I cannot currently take matters into my own hands, (that’ll have to be later since both April and Becky) are out of town, I may have to visit the ‘ole computer tonight and make a new digital friend at $24.95 for 30 day access.
I know there are a bunch or free sites that are popping up as of late: youporn.com, thestickytissue.com, redtube.com, (to name a few)..they just aren’t the same. I really can’t explain it, but some of these other sites I have to plunk down money for just seem a bit more ‘forbidden’ and ‘personal’. Problem is, not all them deliver on what they promise. It’s always a gamble on what you pay for as some of these internet sensations don’t always update, or the best pictures are used in their ‘tour’, so when you get access to the site it relatively tame after all.
And I’ll also admit to a little bit of guilt. Guilt explained by the fact I’m so horny that I feel the need to plunk down money in the first place. I have so much material on cd’s, dvd’s etc, but I don’t know….it just seems…old…for whatever reason. Like the proverbial “been there done that”, so once I have spanked off to a certain clip, it needs to be a very, very special clip to have me want to come back a second time. I’m always seem to be looking for a new image, a new girl, a new situation….but in all honesty, once you’ve watched 2 people get it on in various positions, by the 100th clip…in the end its two people having sex….again. We aren’t re-inventing the wheel here by any means. Seriously, think back to all the x-rated movies you ever watched…..in the end, you can only do so many positions, and it ultimately ends in the ‘money shot’.
Leena
I did however plunk down $18 a week ago for digital download of an old porn movie I used to own on VHS. It was from the mid 90’s and even though that doesn’t seem that old, in today’s realm of HD, it did indeed look somewhat dated. It was from the series ‘Reel Sex’ (yes reel is spelled right in this case) and stared Steven St. Croix, Jonathan Morgan, and a hot gal named Leena. The bummer is, I’m pretty sure I got the wrong one. I meant to order #2, and instead I ordered and downloaded #3. And it was kinda let down. It wasn’t nearly as good as #2, and while Leena did participate, she wasn’t the main feature as she was in #2. I totatlly loved that one for two main reasons: 1) Leena is incredibly sexy and hot. She’s not your average fake eyelashes, too much makeup, silicon enhanced stupid starlet…she is definitely more like the girl next door with just killer tan lines and has a really tiny bit of maybe Persian or something Spanish in her. Not sure of her genetic make-up, but she’s has a very unique look. 2) There’s a lesbian scene in there that starts with her ‘next-door-neighbor’ (cute little Asian) who is going to watch the house while Leena and Jonathan Morgan go on a trip together. As she originally came over to help Leena pack, of course they take a time out to explore each other, and then it turns into a threesome when Jonathan walks in, and in the end Leena take a HUGE load in the face. Okay, you may not have needed to know that part, but the reason I liked it so much, like the Shane’s World series, this was one of the early attempts of the new gonzo genre—unscripted porn where it just looks and feels so much more believable and real than the traditional scripted movies with dumb plotlines and worse music. No again, this series was just some dude grabbing a video camera and filming people doing it anyway they saw fit…which just comes across so much hotter.
Er, so what am I getting at here? Well, I may just buy the ‘correct’ one tonight for $18, but I hate that knowing I could and should be spending my money in wiser ways. I personally blame my current feeling on ‘Z’ over at phaedrafallen.com. She wrote a two part true-life, 1st time 3some story and it is so HOT, I can’t help stop thinking about her and X and his girlfriend and their tryst the other week.
I do know I owe you guys a few stories from my recent get-away. I wish I could say everything I wanted to happen did happen, but alas, my designs aren’t everybody else’s designs. And while April and I did knock it out twice and both times were fun, it wasn’t exactly what I had envisioned in my head, nor not nearly enough the amount of times I wanted to. If it were up to me, April would have awoken me with me in her mouth and want to run around the room naked all weekend, but no…there was shopping, and browsing, and drinking, and other crap that got in the way of ‘my plans’. Sigh.
Anyway, I’ll have to write those two events soon enough to share.
An itch to scratch July 1, 2009
Posted by Nathan in Random Musings.Tags: April, Jenna Jameson, porn, pornstars, Shane
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I hate when these things happen.
I get a thought in my head at the most inopportune time, and then can’t shake it all. It almost becomes borderline OCD for me, and that’s how I’m feeling about now.
Last night I went to bed at a relatively decent hour, after talking to an old college friend on the phone and sipping on a very heavy handed whisky on the rocks (needless to say, I have a slight fog in my head right now). I fell asleep relatively fast, but then awoke pretty widely at about 2:30am.
For the next couple of hours, all I could do was toss and turn and stare blindly at the ceiling. It wasn’t that I was too warm, or couldn’t get comfortable, I just ‘woke up’…and that sux, knowing full well I’m going to pay for it later sometime the next day.
Anyway, here’s comes the thought: Old porn tapes of mine that I owned 10 years ago that were thrown out, and now I can’t get the scenes out of my head. Why this happens, I don’t know, but all of a sudden there’s Randy West and Jenna Jameson in her 1st mainstream porn debut at the nubile age of 19. Yes, before she became a household name, before she was ever married, before the piercing and silicon enhancements….a perfect girl-next-door at age 19 who just likes to fuck. I believe it was ‘Up & Cummers #8′, and then she did a F/F/M follow-up in ‘Up & Cummers #9′ again with Randy West and now I forget the other girls name, but she was already kinda mainstream. What made this so hot was how Jenna was dressed….this tight little late 80’s black skirt/body stocking thing with a zipper down front.
I don’t know how many times I watched that tape over and over again. I’m surprised I didn’t wear that one out. I don’t think I ever really needed to watch the whole scene either, usually the 1st 10 minutes, or more accurately to where Jenna begins to unzip her top is all I needed to bust a nut.
I ‘had’ to throw those tapes away some time back when I was kinda in a relationship. The girl I was with (monogamous) was very self-conscious and didn’t really understand why guys were visual and why I owned these tapes. The thought process was she believed she was all I needed for visual stimuli and got jealous and pretty much game me an ultimatum one day to throw the tapes away, or I wasn’t going to get the ‘real’ thing from her anymore.
So under some duress, self-imposed guilt, a semi-half-hearted belief I was too old for this ‘porn’ nonsense anymore I chucked them. And it only took less than a day to regret that decision.
Now with the advent of Blu-Ray and DVD’s, I’m seriously thinking of re-buying those ‘vintage’ episodes. Yeah, I know it’s not ‘vinatge’ as in classic 70’s porn with very little genital grooming that everyone seems to be going back to, but late 80’s to mid 90’s is classic for me now. So what if fashion is a little dated by 2009 standards? Those scenes of a fresh Jenna Jameson before the fame and drama that became her life are so much better than her current and recent stuff.
The same goes for another starlett who goes by the name of Shane. She had a series of tapes with her then boyfriend and then went on to do her own series “Shane’s World” before she got out of the business, got married and had a family. She was the one that introduced me to ‘gonzo’ porn…the style of no scripts, no sets, no makeup, no stupid jazz riffs…just a camera following her around in her life and her encounters. It was like reality porn before the Internet took off to what it is today, and I’d like to think ushered in the whole genre of 90’s style ‘real’ amateur porn. I’m missing a few tapes of her and her antics as well. There was one in particular called ‘Bustin Loose’, (I think) where she and her girlfriend take a young T.T. Boy to Vegas for his birthday. Of course, it’s scene after scene in various hotel rooms with different girls, and there is one scene in particular where T.T is tied up in a chair, blindfolded, and in his skivvies, where Shane hires one of the cutest Asian escorts in town…and then proceeds to film a very lengthy 40 minutes encounter that includes lap dances, teases de jour, a shower scene, and then culminates into one of the most aggressive hotel bedroom romps ever…..fabulous.
I think I may have to buy these later today for old times sake.
Other than that, I’m just under 2 weeks before April and I and my best friend and his wife go out of town for a weekend. I have so many devious plans in my head on how to just wreck April and make this a memorable 3 day trip. I got a new camera and she’s let me take pictures before. I’m wondering if she’ll let me bring a video camera this time. I’m not even there yet and I’m already picturing her going down on me on the suite couch, or me doing her in the shower, and basically walking around the room nekkid until we need to go out for food or something.
