Nate’s Place

Yeah, gonna tell ya right now this post is pretty much filler material and not very exciting.  I still really enjoy my reality TV, (the smart shows that is), but haven’t been overly inspired this time around to post weekly comments/analysis like I used to with religious fervor on the previous incarnations of Big Brother and Survivor.

Then again, in retrospect, I have to agree with the critics that this season, 16, was one of the most dramatic ones in a while.  But for very strange reasons.  In this incarnation of Fans vs. Favorites there were not too many ’stand out’ characters per-se.  The ‘major’ favorites were relatively quiet, other than Ozzy, and were voted off in some lack luster way.  Even Johnny Fairplay left under his own volition after during the first episode.   When things seemed to get a tad interesting, castaways began to succumb to injuries which ended up having them leave the game prematurely (Jonathan & James).

This seemed to leave a relative vacuum as far as star power and normal dramatic moments went, so interestingly enough underdogs such as Natalie, Parvati, Cirie, Jason and Erik came into their own and made up for some compelling strategies that I was continously shocked week after week how the women began picking off the men.  I truly believe the remaining women came into their own partly from dumb luck of injuries and other events, but to their credit, they were able to make the most and really craft some devious and masterful plans, though partly because both Jason and Erik (physical threats) were so gullible, naive, and easily manipulated.  I have to agree that Jeff Probst called it right when he said “Erik just learned a life lesson” from the most bone-headed play a survivor ever made.  I’m also surprised that Cirie made it as far as she did.

But I’d like to point out that this left for some very attractive women this season.  I can’t deny that Parvati looked absolutely delicious in her bikini at times.  The dragonfly tramp-stamp, tan lines, kickin’ body, and low cut bikini was very cute and attractive.  She cleaned up very nicely for reunion nite as well as must say she looked good with makeup as well.

Then there was Amanda.  I think she was a different kind of ‘cute’ as well.  Tall, muscular, nice wide mouth and big eyes.  And she has quite the natural chest as well.  Her bikini was often hung low as well on the hips, and her slim figure was also nice to look at.  But her and Ozzy?  Okay…

I’m saving my personal favorite for last.  There are some pretty strong rumors that she’s a lesbian, probably compounded by the fact she lives in West Hollywood and made some not so veiled comment about Parvati’s flirting, but Natalie Bolton is one good looking woman.  I think she knows it too, and from what I can digest from other websites is that many people think she’s full of herself in a ‘vain’ sort of way.  I’m not sure I got that, but I can see a few instances where her ‘free spirit’ attitude may turn heads.  Natalie has her own website, which hasn’t opened yet, but I’m sure I’ll be checking back soon enough.  Well, despite her cagey intellect and sharp tongue, I think she is sexy as all hell.

She pranced around the island, half the time her privates being blurred out because her bikini, or lack thereof kept exposing parts of her body.  Her boobs were kinda wierd though.  Clearly they are fake, as in many of the shows contests where her shirt got wet, it was quite apparent her nipples were geographicaly higher than nature intended, but I’m not complaining.  On the contrary I enjoyed watching her both on her first night on the jury panel and thr reunion shoe where her outfit was clearly designed to be worn indicating she prefers not to wear a bra and kinda exudes a certain sexual energy.  She comes across as a wickedly seductive temptress, and it’s one of those rare moments I wish I was a woman if she is indeed a lesbian.  (Butch gals take note – you can indeed move away from the mullet).

Everytime I watched survivor this season I fantasized about Natalie.  Oh, between that skimpy bikini, incredible body, bitchy attitude, jungle setting…..I’d love to have my way with her, and I’d allow her to have her way with me if she is staright or bi.