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Lohan side boob

I’ve been thinking of starting a new category as of late to help give me some inspiration on subject matter relevant to the heart of this blog. 

There’s already enough blogs out there that serve up a healthy dose of HNT images and TMI, so I decided to create my own category and with any luck (probably not) will catch on with some of my fellow bloggers.

So with no further adieu, I give you the first installemnt of Turn-on Tuesday’s.

Today’s Turn-on: The Side Boob.

Not all eroticism need to hit one over the head in its blatant nakedity to be worthy of getting the imagination kick-started and the blood flowing to the right regions to tingle.

There is so much to be said about the side boob and its subtle charms, that I could probably go on and on about the subject all day if left unchecked.  Don’t be surprised if I revisit it again someday.  As I was thinking of this topic today, it stirred a memory of a dance instructor I once dated who paraded through her house wearing a loose fitting tank top with no bra.  Oh, the blow job I got that one day.

If the image supplied doesn’t pique your interest and you need more examples to solidify the concept, by all means I encourage you to do your own healthy research by doing a  Google Image search, and you’ll find plenty of reference material for your approval.  One observation I made early in my own research endeavors was that ’side-boob’ affliction generally strikes at female celebrities, ususally of the movie, television, and singing genres.  Go figure.

So what is it about the ’side-boob’?  I think part of  allure comes from obtaining just enough of a partial glimpse of what treasure may be hiding under those garments to make you want to steal a second or third glance.  You may find yourself positioning your head to take a longer peek and allow your brain to fill in the missing gaps.  Before you know it, a full fledged fantasy may be taking shape in the theatre of the mind.

It really doesn’t matter if she’s well endowed or a bit on the small side.  The actual size of the breast doesn’t matter, it’s the way it lays upon her chest, how the visible folds lie against her chest and the amount of exposure of her side.  It’s these small windows of a stolen galnce that helps us men remember that the side of a woman can be very sexy in and of itself, and is very under-rated as a physical feature.  The sides of a woman, I submit, can be very intoxicating under the right circumstances and lighting.

The idea of a naked breast in public, unencumbered by the contraints of a bra, also feeds the mental imagery that the woman is much more playful and sexual than she first may have let on.  The idea that her top can move in such a way to allow free access makes heightens her level of naughtiness….and we men LOVE that.  If she’s daring enough to risk a little hidden skin, we then begin to imagine she may not be wearing anything underneath her skirt as well.  She’s hawt in our book at that point, and we want her….bad.

For myself, I’d like to think this fashion faux exudes a certain level of confidence that makes me believe we can fool around in the back of a limo, or I may have a chance for a consentual grope elsewhere in public.  There’s a mixture of exhibitionism and voyeurism that can be coyley denied or laughed off as ’silly’ as needed, but  she’s secretly sending out signals that she likes to play and this is her way of letting you know she’s not off limits to possible advances.

Natalie Portman

I don’t believe these ’side-boob’ shots are accidental either.  Women know exactly what they are (or aren’t wearing) at any given time, and I believe there’s a little excitement realized in the danger in getting caught that turns them on as well.  And it’s a much different level of sexiness when it’s coming from an unexpected celebrity such as Natalie Portman, rather than those you expect (like Pam Anderson or Carmen Electra) where it seems to be the norm.