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Withdrawl at the Spank Bank August 3, 2009

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It’s been a tough day today….that is when you get an erotic thought in your mind and you just can’t shake it.  Well, no thanks to a few fellow erotica-minded bloggers out there who are much more proficient in their writing skills than I am, have really painted a premium crop of true life images that I am going to stow away in my own spank bank for future musings. 

Since I cannot currently take matters into my own hands, (that’ll have to be later since both April and Becky) are out of town, I may have to visit the ‘ole computer tonight and make a new digital friend at $24.95 for 30 day access. 

I know there are a bunch or free sites that are popping up as of late: youporn.com, thestickytissue.com, redtube.com, (to name a few)..they just aren’t the same.  I really can’t explain it, but some of these other sites I have to plunk down money for just seem a bit more ‘forbidden’ and ‘personal’.  Problem is, not all them deliver on what they promise.  It’s always a gamble on what you pay for as some of these internet sensations don’t always update, or the best pictures are used in their ‘tour’, so when you get access to the site it relatively tame after all. 

And I’ll also admit to a little bit of guilt.  Guilt explained by the fact I’m so horny that I feel the need to plunk down money in the first place.  I have so much material on cd’s, dvd’s etc, but I don’t know….it just seems…old…for whatever reason.  Like the proverbial “been there done that”, so once I have spanked off to a certain clip, it needs to be a very, very special clip to have me want to come back a second time.  I’m always seem to be looking for a new image, a new girl, a new situation….but in all honesty, once you’ve watched 2 people get it on in various positions, by the 100th clip…in the end its two people having sex….again.  We aren’t re-inventing the wheel here by any means.  Seriously, think back to all the x-rated movies you ever watched…..in the end, you can only do so many positions, and it ultimately ends in the ‘money shot’. 

Leena

Leena

I did however plunk down $18 a week ago for digital download of an old porn movie I used to own on VHS.  It was from the mid 90’s and even though that doesn’t seem that old, in today’s realm of HD, it did indeed look somewhat dated.  It was from the series ‘Reel Sex’ (yes reel is spelled right in this case) and stared Steven St. Croix, Jonathan Morgan, and a hot gal named Leena.  The bummer is, I’m pretty sure I got the wrong one.  I meant to order #2, and instead I ordered and downloaded #3.  And it was kinda let down.  It wasn’t nearly as good as #2, and while Leena did participate, she wasn’t the main feature as she was in #2.  I totatlly loved that one for two main reasons: 1) Leena is incredibly sexy and hot.  She’s not your average fake eyelashes, too much makeup, silicon enhanced stupid starlet…she is definitely more like the girl next door with just killer tan lines and has a really tiny bit of maybe Persian or something Spanish in her.  Not sure of her genetic make-up, but she’s has a very unique look.  2) There’s a lesbian scene in there that starts with her ‘next-door-neighbor’ (cute little Asian) who is going to watch the house while Leena and Jonathan Morgan go on a trip together.   As she originally came over to help Leena pack, of course they take a time out to explore each other, and then it turns into a threesome when Jonathan walks in, and in the end Leena take a HUGE load in the face.  Okay, you may not have needed to know that part, but the reason I liked it so much, like the Shane’s World series, this was one of the early attempts of the new gonzo genre—unscripted porn where it just looks and feels so much more believable and real than the traditional scripted movies with dumb plotlines and worse music.  No again, this series was just some dude grabbing a video camera and filming people doing it anyway they saw fit…which just comes across so much hotter. 

Er, so what am I getting at here?  Well, I may just buy the ‘correct’ one tonight for $18, but I hate that knowing I could and should be spending my money in wiser ways.  I personally blame my current feeling on ‘Z’ over at phaedrafallen.com.  She wrote a two part true-life, 1st time 3some story and it is so HOT, I can’t help stop thinking about her and X and his girlfriend and their tryst the other week. 

I do know I owe you guys a few stories from my recent get-away.  I wish I could say everything I wanted to happen did happen, but alas, my designs aren’t everybody else’s designs.  And while April and I did knock it out twice and both times were fun, it wasn’t exactly what I had envisioned in my head, nor not nearly enough the amount of times I wanted to.  If it were up to me, April would have awoken me with me in her mouth and want to run around the room naked all weekend, but no…there was shopping, and browsing, and drinking, and other crap that got in the way of ‘my plans’.  Sigh. 

Anyway, I’ll have to write those two events soon enough to share.

Lesbian Lohan July 2, 2008

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Lindsey ala MonroeYeah, I’m a little late is seeing these Vanity Fair pictures.  What?  They came out a month or two back?  You’ve already seen them?  Well…I haven’t.

And actually, I don’t really see what all the fuss is about.  Why there was so much bruahaha over them.  As a person who has seen his fair share of smut over the years, these are very tame and even artful.  I kinda figured when I first heard about the controversy I figured “How bad can these be if they are in Vanity Fair?”  Well, unless you know something I don’t, they are nice fotos.

And I can’t believe the size of her cans!!  Who knew?  Whoa, those silouetted sweater puppies look very nice indeed. 

I’ve seen her in a few of her older movies…Mean Girls (funny and decent), A Prarie Home Companion (sucked to high heaven) and really never noticed how ‘developed’ she was, granted she may have not been fully all there yet.

It has been fun watching her in the news….going from bottle to rehab back to bottle again….stealing fur coats….stealing boyfriends….getting around with various men…causing havoc on sets….and now she a lesbian?   I guess her new girlfriend Samanta Ronson is her second attempt at the same sex thing.  The recent ‘gossip’ I read was that she wants to have Samantha’s children.  Nice….as if her life can’t already be that messed up, she want sto bring in a few heir apparants as well.

And what up with her choice of Sam Ronson?  Yeah, she may be a good DJ…spin some mean discs…but a lipstick beauty she is not.  She’s into this dirty t-shirt and worn look, cigarette never far from her hands, hair looking like a rats nest.  Lindsey I would think could draw much prettier female suitors if she so chose to.

And Lindsey isn’t the only making news.  Seems daddy Lohan may have sired another 1/2 sister when he was ’seperated’ from Mrs. Lohan some time back…and he’s agreed to investigate to see if it is indeed true…obviously meaning he isn’t denying its a possibility.

Is anyone even watching the mom’s pathetic reality show?  I swear, Bravo TV will put anything on.  It’s almost turning into the Jerry Springer network. 

Speaking of reality tv, I’ve seen ads already for BB 10 on CBS soon enough.  I think end of July, and I highly suspect the one crazy chick who loved Matt from BB9 is returning….Natalie I think her name was.  Looking forward to Amazing Race & Survivor as well.  I’m not wathcing The Mole…but I suspect it’s not faring well as I haven’t seen a lot of commercials for it the last few weeks.

Anyway…I’ll be off for a few days…going on a mini-vaca with some friends.  Be back late next week.  Until then…be safe and smart this 4th of July.

Survivor 16 – post thoughts May 12, 2008

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Yummy and tasty Natalie BoltonYeah, gonna tell ya right now this post is pretty much filler material and not very exciting.  I still really enjoy my reality TV, (the smart shows that is), but haven’t been overly inspired this time around to post weekly comments/analysis like I used to with religious fervor on the previous incarnations of Big Brother and Survivor.

Then again, in retrospect, I have to agree with the critics that this season, 16, was one of the most dramatic ones in a while.  But for very strange reasons.  In this incarnation of Fans vs. Favorites there were not too many ’stand out’ characters per-se.  The ‘major’ favorites were relatively quiet, other than Ozzy, and were voted off in some lack luster way.  Even Johnny Fairplay left under his own volition after during the first episode.   When things seemed to get a tad interesting, castaways began to succumb to injuries which ended up having them leave the game prematurely (Jonathan & James).

This seemed to leave a relative vacuum as far as star power and normal dramatic moments went, so interestingly enough underdogs such as Natalie, Parvati, Cirie, Jason and Erik came into their own and made up for some compelling strategies that I was continously shocked week after week how the women began picking off the men.  I truly believe the remaining women came into their own partly from dumb luck of injuries and other events, but to their credit, they were able to make the most and really craft some devious and masterful plans, though partly because both Jason and Erik (physical threats) were so gullible, naive, and easily manipulated.  I have to agree that Jeff Probst called it right when he said “Erik just learned a life lesson” from the most bone-headed play a survivor ever made.  I’m also surprised that Cirie made it as far as she did.

But I’d like to point out that this left for some very attractive women this season.  I can’t deny that Parvati looked absolutely delicious in her bikini at times.  The dragonfly tramp-stamp, tan lines, kickin’ body, and low cut bikini was very cute and attractive.  She cleaned up very nicely for reunion nite as well as must say she looked good with makeup as well.

Then there was Amanda.  I think she was a different kind of ‘cute’ as well.  Tall, muscular, nice wide mouth and big eyes.  And she has quite the natural chest as well.  Her bikini was often hung low as well on the hips, and her slim figure was also nice to look at.  But her and Ozzy?  Okay…

I’m saving my personal favorite for last.  There are some pretty strong rumors that she’s a lesbian, probably compounded by the fact she lives in West Hollywood and made some not so veiled comment about Parvati’s flirting, but Natalie Bolton is one good looking woman.  I think she knows it too, and from what I can digest from other websites is that many people think she’s full of herself in a ‘vain’ sort of way.  I’m not sure I got that, but I can see a few instances where her ‘free spirit’ attitude may turn heads.  Natalie has her own website, which hasn’t opened yet, but I’m sure I’ll be checking back soon enough.  Well, despite her cagey intellect and sharp tongue, I think she is sexy as all hell.

She pranced around the island, half the time her privates being blurred out because her bikini, or lack thereof kept exposing parts of her body.  Her boobs were kinda wierd though.  Clearly they are fake, as in many of the shows contests where her shirt got wet, it was quite apparent her nipples were geographicaly higher than nature intended, but I’m not complaining.  On the contrary I enjoyed watching her both on her first night on the jury panel and thr reunion shoe where her outfit was clearly designed to be worn indicating she prefers not to wear a bra and kinda exudes a certain sexual energy.  She comes across as a wickedly seductive temptress, and it’s one of those rare moments I wish I was a woman if she is indeed a lesbian.  (Butch gals take note – you can indeed move away from the mullet).

Everytime I watched survivor this season I fantasized about Natalie.  Oh, between that skimpy bikini, incredible body, bitchy attitude, jungle setting…..I’d love to have my way with her, and I’d allow her to have her way with me if she is staright or bi.