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Shauna Sands Update and more October 29, 2009

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Well it appears that the video, Shauna Sands Exposed, by Vivid will now be officially released on or around Nov. 6th.

A few weeks back I mentioned I was having some memories of some old skool porn I once had starring Leena and a very young (18) Jenna Jameson that I was looking into re-acquiring.  I actually did a digital download and paid a bit more than I would have liked too, and I have mixed feelings about teh experience:  First, looking back at the Leena tapes…well, they didn’t hold up as well as I first imagined they would.  At about $18 for a digital download (ugg), the quality hadn’t improved at all.  They were basically old VHS tapes that someone had converted to DVD digital format, however, the graininess, sounds drops, color distortion, and an occaisional VHS tape tracking hiccup showed up.  And while Leena was indeed as hot as I remembered her to be, the other’s did seem dated in the late 80’s early 90’s attire and actor Jonathan Morgan is just plain goofy.  There wasn’t as much Leena as I had hoped.

The Jenna download was much better.  I think she was only 18 at the time, not as much ‘porn’ makeup, much more amateur style, and her moans and excitement were 100% believable.  The only drawback was that it was a Randy West scene and at the time he was clearly starting to show his age.  The other scenes were good as well, as good as you can get from a VHS tape again originally filmed in the early 90’s.  Again, the cost was about $18.

Sometimes I find it hard to justify spending any kind of money on that stuff, especially ‘older’ stuff in the modern age of HD, gonzo, and so much good stuff…like Reality Kings.  They have a lot of variety and a ton of stuff for $30 a month.  On occassion, that is few and far between, I’ll slap down the $30 fee and get a ton of movies to download and it’s definetly more bang for your buck that a single $18 VHS quality video.  And lets not forget how many free sites are out there as well….plenty.

Getting back to ‘celebrity’ tapes……well, I do actually find them very interesting and titalizing…as if they were ‘forbidden’.  I’ve seen the Pam Anderson/Tommy Lee, Kim Kardashian/Ray Jay, Paris Hilton/boyfriend, Collin Farrel/model girlfriend, Vince/Janine tape to name a few and for the most part I’ve liked them all.  But I all saw bootlegs of these and never paid a cent.

However when it comes to this new one with Shauna, I am very tempted to drop the $35 for a 2-disc collection.  I have no idea what is on the second disc, but after seeing some of the stills and a teaser trailer….I find myself getting very worked up over her.  It appears she has dropepd her suit against Vivid which makes it even more suspicious to me that this isn’t a publicity stunt or intentional leak.  In the end, I really don’t care….I am really looking forward to seeing and maybe even owning this tape.

Hope that doesn’t make me sound as a real porn degenerate or deperate loser.  In a way though, I could see how you guys might think that….tapes are released all the time, but only this one have I been actively looking forward to.

On the personal front, it has been a little slow going.  I have not returned Bella’s contact at all as it brings up to many emotions for me that I don’t feel like I can deal with right now. 

I also recently ran into an ex girlfriend of mine that I dated only for a few months about 10 years ago.  It was somewhat awkward for me bordering on uncomfortable.  She is single and now a mother with no contact with the father and has also gained about 70+ lbs.  I’m sorry if that sounds mean and callous, but due to her short stature, she looks a bit ‘big’.  We ran into each other at a party of mutual friends and I had no idea what to say.  We didn’t break up on bad terms or anything, it was the fact I just wasn’t into her but I know she liked me quite a bit.  The uncomfortable part was at this party she began flirting with me again, and I had NO desire to flirt back.  The day after the party my friend called me to let me know that she is still carrying a torch for me and started asking questions about my situation.  She’s a ‘nice’ person, but I really don’t want any further contact.

Becky has disapeared from the face of the planet.  A fun ‘fling’ that I may have wanted to explore further, but doesn’t look like that’s gonna happen.

April called me last week now that she is feeling much better and we had an conjugal encounter last Saturday.  It was ‘fun’…could have be more ‘fun’ if she’d just learn to relax, but she seemed a bit more plaful than usual.  Since this post is already way too long, maybe next one will be that encounter.  It was kinda funny, as well as erotic, to say the least.

Withdrawl at the Spank Bank August 3, 2009

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It’s been a tough day today….that is when you get an erotic thought in your mind and you just can’t shake it.  Well, no thanks to a few fellow erotica-minded bloggers out there who are much more proficient in their writing skills than I am, have really painted a premium crop of true life images that I am going to stow away in my own spank bank for future musings. 

Since I cannot currently take matters into my own hands, (that’ll have to be later since both April and Becky) are out of town, I may have to visit the ‘ole computer tonight and make a new digital friend at $24.95 for 30 day access. 

I know there are a bunch or free sites that are popping up as of late: youporn.com, thestickytissue.com, redtube.com, (to name a few)..they just aren’t the same.  I really can’t explain it, but some of these other sites I have to plunk down money for just seem a bit more ‘forbidden’ and ‘personal’.  Problem is, not all them deliver on what they promise.  It’s always a gamble on what you pay for as some of these internet sensations don’t always update, or the best pictures are used in their ‘tour’, so when you get access to the site it relatively tame after all. 

And I’ll also admit to a little bit of guilt.  Guilt explained by the fact I’m so horny that I feel the need to plunk down money in the first place.  I have so much material on cd’s, dvd’s etc, but I don’t know….it just seems…old…for whatever reason.  Like the proverbial “been there done that”, so once I have spanked off to a certain clip, it needs to be a very, very special clip to have me want to come back a second time.  I’m always seem to be looking for a new image, a new girl, a new situation….but in all honesty, once you’ve watched 2 people get it on in various positions, by the 100th clip…in the end its two people having sex….again.  We aren’t re-inventing the wheel here by any means.  Seriously, think back to all the x-rated movies you ever watched…..in the end, you can only do so many positions, and it ultimately ends in the ‘money shot’. 

Leena

Leena

I did however plunk down $18 a week ago for digital download of an old porn movie I used to own on VHS.  It was from the mid 90’s and even though that doesn’t seem that old, in today’s realm of HD, it did indeed look somewhat dated.  It was from the series ‘Reel Sex’ (yes reel is spelled right in this case) and stared Steven St. Croix, Jonathan Morgan, and a hot gal named Leena.  The bummer is, I’m pretty sure I got the wrong one.  I meant to order #2, and instead I ordered and downloaded #3.  And it was kinda let down.  It wasn’t nearly as good as #2, and while Leena did participate, she wasn’t the main feature as she was in #2.  I totatlly loved that one for two main reasons: 1) Leena is incredibly sexy and hot.  She’s not your average fake eyelashes, too much makeup, silicon enhanced stupid starlet…she is definitely more like the girl next door with just killer tan lines and has a really tiny bit of maybe Persian or something Spanish in her.  Not sure of her genetic make-up, but she’s has a very unique look.  2) There’s a lesbian scene in there that starts with her ‘next-door-neighbor’ (cute little Asian) who is going to watch the house while Leena and Jonathan Morgan go on a trip together.   As she originally came over to help Leena pack, of course they take a time out to explore each other, and then it turns into a threesome when Jonathan walks in, and in the end Leena take a HUGE load in the face.  Okay, you may not have needed to know that part, but the reason I liked it so much, like the Shane’s World series, this was one of the early attempts of the new gonzo genre—unscripted porn where it just looks and feels so much more believable and real than the traditional scripted movies with dumb plotlines and worse music.  No again, this series was just some dude grabbing a video camera and filming people doing it anyway they saw fit…which just comes across so much hotter. 

Er, so what am I getting at here?  Well, I may just buy the ‘correct’ one tonight for $18, but I hate that knowing I could and should be spending my money in wiser ways.  I personally blame my current feeling on ‘Z’ over at phaedrafallen.com.  She wrote a two part true-life, 1st time 3some story and it is so HOT, I can’t help stop thinking about her and X and his girlfriend and their tryst the other week. 

I do know I owe you guys a few stories from my recent get-away.  I wish I could say everything I wanted to happen did happen, but alas, my designs aren’t everybody else’s designs.  And while April and I did knock it out twice and both times were fun, it wasn’t exactly what I had envisioned in my head, nor not nearly enough the amount of times I wanted to.  If it were up to me, April would have awoken me with me in her mouth and want to run around the room naked all weekend, but no…there was shopping, and browsing, and drinking, and other crap that got in the way of ‘my plans’.  Sigh. 

Anyway, I’ll have to write those two events soon enough to share.

Rasberries September 17, 2008

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GAH!!!!!

Dammit it has been a rough few days.  I’ve been more or less silent on the blog front because not much has been happening because my job is sucking the life right out of me and is as frustrating as blue balls on a first date.

I mean nothing is flowing smoothly as it should right now.  Everytime I turn around some piece of hardware keep breaking and I find myself making multiple trips to the same places over and over again.  It blows my mind that a company will try and squeeze money out of hardware that is 12+ years old, just so they don’t have to buy anything new on the books this term.  Instead, we just have to keep fixing the same crap over and over and over again and pray it holds together for a few weeks or so.  Well, in my case I have to devices that break EVERY DAY right now and I don’t know how to keep them running anymore when the comany doesn’t want to spend any money and want to know “Why isn’t it working today?  It was working yesteray!!”  Hey, you should be thanful it’s been working the last 5 years.

I’m giving up right now.  Seriously…I can not go back into the field one more time today as I’ve been out 5 times already with no other support other than myself.  So yes…I’m fucking venting right now, right here.  I need a clear head, a good rest, cooler temperatures….and I’ll try again in the morning.  I’m just getting madder and madder out there.

Okay, onto other crap:

Big Brother 10:  Yay!  Dan won as he should have.  He played the game, and played it VERY well, and didn’t have to stoop down to the immaturity level that Evil Dick did before.  Keesha won America’ vote for best juror.  Okay…that’s a new category this time.  Once they announced that contest my first thought was either Renny or Keesha.  Damn, Keesha looks fine….as does April.  But April was a whiny little brat in my opinion…but I’d still hit that.  You go Ollie!  What always amazes me is the jurors always seem to take this game way to personally.  I can’t believe non of them have never watched the previous 9 seasons and they’ll sit and bitch and complain “He was such a backstabber.”  “He Lied.”  “He didn’t keep his word.”  “She broke our alliance and backdoored me.”  “She’s just a floater.”  NO SHIT….People…let me clue you in…IT’S PART OF THE GAME…AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN…EVERY SEASON.  Why are you surprised?  The object is to move forward and eventually win…by outmaneuvering everyone else.  Don’t cry because you got out thought…Half of you did it to someone else just the week before.  It was awesome to hear Brian call out April, Michelle and Jerry on there behavior as if they were so innocent.  GAH!!!

So at least Amazing Race is starting soon.

Hoopz, Can I wash you back?

Hoopz, Can I wash you back?

I Love Money:  One of my other favorite reality shows in which wannabe D-list nobodies (Hmm….does that make them E-List?) vie for money from all the other crazy VH1 reality shows.  Most of these people are complete retards, but I do like The Entertainer (I was bummed to see him go), and I can look at Hoopz (Nikki Alexander) all day.  Hoopz has to be one of the most beautiful black women I’ve ever seen.  In actuality she’s 1/2 black and 1/2 Italian…which has to explain her eyes, complextion and hair.  Real proposed to her on this last episode…like he ever had a chance.  HAHAHA.  She has a boyfriend on the outside…an actual NBA star, not some E-list wannabe pimp-rapper.  If you remember, she was the winner of Flavor of Luv season 1.  If you’re like me, you wouldn’t believe she’d let Flava bang her either.  She’s actually too smart and articulate for VH1.  When she was Paymaster last, she dressed to the nine’s…and what a knock out!!!  Yummy.

90210: Eh…Yeah, I’ve been watching.  I was a big fan of the old one, and so I figure I’d give this one a try.  Not sure what I think yet.  I do think Kelly looks hotter today than she did 10 years ago though.

Punish me Sarah Conner

Punish me Sarah Conner

Sarah Conner Chronicles

: Me like’s the scifi shows, and I like everyone on there as actors.  Both the Terminator (Summer Glau) and actress who plays the tough as nails MILF Sarah Conner..I hit ‘em both.

Fringe: I saw the premier episode…liked it.  Have the second episode taped.  Will watch later.

Gosh, witha ll these beautiful ladies here…I’ll have to talk Sarah Palin soon!