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It’s not always a bad thing to be a Minute Man. June 26, 2009

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Minute-Man-lgOy, I’m a little sluggish today, a bit tired, and aleady thinking about relaxing out by a fire pit in a patio chair staring up at the night time sky and just gel.

Last night I attended a birthday bash for a friend and had a few stiff gin martini’s.  By no means do I have a hangover, or got overly torqued, but I didn’t get home and get into bed before 11pm and woke up at 5am.  Do the math.  So I’m a little lacking on sleep, and like I said the gin made what little sleep I had a bit restless as well.

The worst part about waking up at 5am this morning is that I was just in the middle of a semi-erotic dream and kinda pissed that I never saw it all the way through to the end.  In my dream I was following a very fit woman who sat is some kind of liquid.  She was complaining she was wet and it smelled, so instead of waiting to change her clothes, she just disrobed in front of me.  Now I never saw her from the front at all…no look at her face….just a picture perfect naked bottom, kidndey dimples in the small of the back and all walking a few steps ahead to what I assume was her hotel room (we were in a hotel lobby and walking down a corridor towards rooms).   She also had nice dirty-blonde hair about 1/4 way down her back.  I kinda figured once we got in the room…well, you know…but I woke up.

The thing is, now it’s 5 am in the morning and I’m as horny as all hell.

I may have dozed back to sleep a bit longer, but it was light, and finally got up at six and made me some coffee.  I began to think that I had a standing offer from both April and Becky that I could call either one tonight for a booty call, but that didn’t really help me out at the time.  And the fact is, as stupid as this sounds (especially to you guys), I’m already too tired to even think about going home, getting prepped for a date, going out somewhere to spend money on dinner, drink, dancing, etc.  No the neighboorhood fire pit sounds 10x better right now and I predict I’ll be in bed early. (BTW: April invited me for a 3 day weekend get-away in a couple of weeks, so I’m sure I’ll have plenty of opportunities to defile her.  Vacation sex in strange hotel rooms are always better than your own pad anyway.)

But the fact of the matter is the seed has been planted in my head, and if I don’t take care of myself, it’s going to be one long and uncomfortable day.  I mentioned in a previous post that I’m on some medication (nothing serious) and one of the side effects is a ‘delay’ in sexual functionality.  Oh, I can get it up no problem….it’s just the finishing part.  Hey after 30-40 minutes of straight screwing, I just want to finish.  I’m not 19 anymore so I’m not high-fiving my buddies that I can stay up all night.  No, a couple of session throughout the night maybe 15-20 minutes each is good for me, but when you hit the 40 minute mark, you’re tired, legs quaking, back aching, sore…it isn’t as much fun anymore.

So I turned on my PC this morning a little early and perused a little free sites.  I came across a failry softcore site (FTVgirls.com) and watched a little 20 second ’sampler’ clip in HD.  Uh-oh!  That’s all the doctor ordered I guess.  It must have really been on my mind, because a pretty tame clip of just some boobs and a little batting of the eyes soaked my tissue in about 30 seconds.  I felt so much better.  Just after that, a hot shower did wonders for my spirits, though I do feel a bit weird that I just admitted to you all I rubbed one out at 6am in the moring in just under 30 seconds.

Now that my day is half over, yeah, sorry April…..Sorry Becky…..a cold beer, a warm fire, and the bullshitting with the neighbors sounds great and perfect right now.

Sexy emails, a blast from the past (part II) June 17, 2009

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Imagine That

Imagine That

Sorry it’s been a week since the last post….busy at work with so many people out as of late, and I’ve had a few complications at the bachelor pad with a few appliances deciding to go on strike this past week and having to make arrangements to get them fixed.

But anyway, lets pick up where we left off.  Up to this point SexyBlondeXOXO and I have continued to trade both emails and a few telephone calls at this point.  With our work schedules as they are (she’s a flight attendant…on call), it can be difficult to get a hold of each other and arrange a ‘date’.

Sexy #4:  Hi Nathan,  I’m so sorry I keep missing you.  I just got back from the XXXX and got your message.  Normally my schedule is great.  I’m gone about 7 nights a month, so I’m home a lot.  This month however, it’s not like that.  I was put back on call for the first time in 6 years.  I am on call for the next six days.  Then I’m off for the rest of the month.  Next month my schedule will return to normal.  I’ll get my assignment for tomorrow after 7:00 pm.  I’ll email you and let you know what that may be.  If it’s a horrible trip.  I won’t hesitate to call in sick.  Have a great night!!

Commentary: Well apparantly at this point we are still playing tag, and I assume I left her a voice mail message.  While she seems to be totally upfront with me, I suppose at this point I can’t help but feel she may be strining me along or getting ‘cold’ feet to meet in person.  Hey that happens, and I can imagine women meet a few creepy dudes and begin to wonder if they are getting into something they are having second thoughts about.

Sexy #5:  Hi Nathan,  I just got my assignment for tomorrow.  I leave at 8:00 am and go to Dallas then back to XXXXX.  I’ll be home tomorrow night if you’d like to give me a call.  Have a great day. – Sexy

Commentary:  I think if I was havuing any doubts at this point, and I’m sure I was, this response on her end built some confidence back in me that she was indeed still interested and still planning for a ‘date’.  Who knew that a casual encounter, if done right, could be so difficult to arrange?

Sexy #6:  Hi Nathan,  I just got a call from crew schedule.  I’m flying to NY today.  It was great talking to you last night.  I’m looking forward to meeting you.  Here’s the directions to my apartment. (deleted for obvious reasons) Have a great weekend!  - XXXXX

Commentary:  Again, I can only assume we did speak on the phone the night before and finally firming up an actual time and place we are going to meet.  If memory serves me correct, she would be leaving to NY sometime earlier in the week…I’m guessing Tuesday and would be returning by Thursday.  I’m pretty positive we may be having our date even that Thursday as I can remember having to go to work the next day….Friday.  The only thing that may stop this at this point if she gets held over or lets me know she’s way too tired, but it looks like I have a long 72 hours wait ahead of me.

Sexy #7:  Hi Nathan,  I got your message late last night.  Thanks for calling.  I wish I would have been home to talk to you.  I called in sick for the rest of the month.  I just couldn’t take being on call anymore.  Hope you’re having a great day. – XXXX

Commentary: Lol, as I go through these emails, it even kinda seems to me I may be impatient.  I obviously called her knowing she was out of town to say something like “I look forward to seeing you later this week.”.  I was either feeling very randy or bored, or convincing myself I was trying to seem smooth and attentive.  I know I had some motive back then, but it seems to be working.

Nathan #4:  Thanks for the update.  You gotta tell me what you’re gonna wear. I’m sure it will be something sexy. What should I wear? -N

Commentary:  I believe I had received a voicemail from her at this point and she confirmed the date and time I am supposed to meet her.  I recall her saying something about a restaraunt by her place within walking distance that we can go and get a drink or two.  Thank goodness…if this is going to be our first face to face meet, I may need some liquid courage in case things in person don’t go as well as they seem to be going via our email and phone conversations.  No doubt I probably was feeling a bit of relief at this point there was a standby option to occupy our time together and not be so awkward if I just show up at her place to hookup.

Sexy #8: The beach is really casual.  You can wear jeans or anything you want.  What would you like to wear?

Commentary: Fast forward now to the actual date.  If you’re really interested in our encounter, feel free to click on the SexyBlondeXOXO category and read my 3-4 graphic installment of our ‘date’.  There was nothing ‘date’ about it unless you consider have a few drinks at the local watering hole foreplay.  As soon as we got back to her place, we ripped each others clothes off and fucked at least 3-4 times over the next couple of hours, and I swear I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT NIGHT.  And now a bit of the aftermath (i.e. the next day)….

Nathan #5: have two things to say:  1) I am sooooo tired.  I got home around 2:30 and got up at 6:15, so I’m on about 3 1/2 hours of sleep.  After work I am just going home to take a nap, since I have a two long days ahead of me.  2) I had a fantastic time.  I enjoyed your company, the conversation, the bar, and every inch of your body.  So much in fact I believe I enjoyed it three times  :)   Sorry your weren’t there this morning to help me with that 3rd delay I seemed to have last night.  De-licious!  Anyway, have a great weekend, and I’ll be checking in soon enough!  Regards, -Nathan

Commentary:  So it was for sure a Thursday night as I did work the next day. I sent her this email as a ‘thank you’ of sorts for everything she did to me, and allowed me to do with her.  It’s amazing when you have the right physical chemistry with someone on how many times you can manage to get it up and get your freak on in only a couple of hours.

Sexy #9: I had a great time as well.  I’ve been thinking of you and your tongue all morning. I’m really glad we met.  I tried to log in to my profile on XXXXX, but I can’t remember my user name.  Do you know what it is? Have a great weekend. - XXXXX

A few days have passed and I left her a couple of messages

Sexy #10:  Hi Nathan,  I just got your messages and email.  I like your email very much.  The thought of taking provocative photos with you sounds very exciting.  The battery in my cordless phone was dead and I wasn’t aware.  I have another phone working right now, so you can call me anytime.  I’m flying out Wednesday night and I’ll be back Thursday night.  I only have off Friday and Saturday night, then  I fly out again Sunday night.  I know my schedule is really difficult.  I’m sorry I’m so hard to keep track of.  I’m going to delete this email address in a few minutes.  Please email me at my other address.  It’s XXXXXXXXXX (deleted).  Hope you’re having a great day. I’ll talk to you soon.  -XXXXX.

Commentary: The only thing I remember that leads up to this response is I had recently gotten a new digital camera and all I could think about was not only her perfect body, but the fact she had quite a lingerie collection, and was also pretty uninhibitted in the bedroom.  I made the suggestion that she pose for some solo pictures for me, and that maybe we could take some x-rated pictures of ourselves re-enacting a few of the things we did earler.  So when she gave me the ‘green’ light, what do you think I did?  Believe me I cry a little bit each time I think about this as for the life of me, I don’t know what ever happened to those pictures.

Sexy emails, a blast from the past (part I) June 8, 2009

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I don’t know what urged me to do an e-mail clean up today, or why I’m such a pack rat when it comes to e-mail in general, but I’m not the best person in keeping my inbox clean and up to date.  As a result I have emails saved all the way back from 2001 if you can believe that and my inbox has something like 800+ messages.

So today I decided to start cleaning them up.  Many of them are from old subscription sites I may have paid for at one time, the obligatory spam, a few friends….but image my surprise when I came across a trove of saved tidbits from SexyBlondeXOXO from years past.

Taking a brief gander of some of them instantly transported me back to our first few flirtations and subsequent sexual meets that I still rank up there in my top 5.  If I really sit and think about it, I even say SexyBlondeXOXO was in my top 3, along side both Bella and Sharyn.  It was purely physical, right from the start, but now that I’m a bit older (and hopefully wiser), I’m beginning to wonder if I could have ever taken this purely sexual relationship to the next level and have a meaningful boyfriend/girlfriend relationship with her today.

I’m gonna do something I have never done before, because I figure I can’t really get in trouble since six years have now passed…..I’m gonna share some of our emails with you.  Wow…..six years.  Everytime I look at the date stamps back in August of 2003 I can’t believe how much time has gone by…..and I do indeed think about her from time to time.

Anyway, without further ado (in some chronological order and commentary):

Nathan # 1: Good afternoon.  Thanks for writing me, and I did indeed read your profile.  To answer you quick question, that picture was of me in the boat holding the small aligator was when I was in Louisana almost 2 years ago on vacation with my best friend.  Went out there for the XXXXXXXXX festival.  So, since you wrote me maybe you can give me a starting point where to begin a chat.  I’m not that great at ‘ice-breaking’ moments…I prefer to talk to someone as if I already know them…get past that awkward opening moment and move on from there. Anyway, your profile is intriguing, and since you offered a picture, I’d like to take you up on it. Regards, -Nathan

Commentary: I belonged to an adult ’swing’ site at the time and Sexy first wrote me I guess after seeing my profile, so of course I wrote her back once she gave me her real email address.  I had a few pictures on there, PG-13, of course, and the one she is referring to is me in a white ribbed tank top, holding a real live baby aligator.

Sexy #1: Hi Nathan, Thanks for writing me back. I’m enclosing a photo.  Please let me know if you’re still interested. Thanks, – Sexy.

Commentary: She sent me two photos that day and I still have them.  They are both somewhat grainy pictures as I’m sure they were taken sometime prior to 2003.  The first is a close-up of her face and chest.  Her blue eyes and perfect complexion are just stunning.  The picture is cropped in such a way that when I say ‘chest’, it looks like a bikini top with ample cleavage, but her arms and rest of her body are cropped out.  The second picture is her standing far from the camera in a crowd.  She got these huge sun-glasses on that you can’s see her face and she’s holding a beer.  What I do notice is that she has very 90’s style denim jeans on, incredibly tan as her midriff is showing, and she has a very slender waistline.  These aren’t the most detailed pictures in the world, but to say I lucked out by her contacting me first (and that she was single) is an understatement of epic proportions!

Nathan #2:  XXXX, (like the spelling of that name). What can I say…if I may be as so bold to say (and in
a very flattering way), your pics are smokin’.  Very attractive woman, and I’d be silly to say I wasn’t
interested. (Okay, maybe I need to work on taming my confidence and boldness, but hey, life is too short to
dilly dally.  OMG, did I just say “Dilly Dally”?). Anyway, on a related note. I did read your profile again to make sure we were on the same page.  So at this point I think I brought the ball, but it’s in your court.  Tell me how you would like to proceed from here…chat more, talk on phone, meet for coffee or drink…Okay, that last one may be a bit bold, but ya know I was gonna ask next time anyway :)   Tell me what you are interested in?  Or you can ask me questions, and I’ll tell you…no holds barred. Look forward to hearing from you again, -Nathan.

Sexy #2:  Hi Nathan,  To be honest, I’m not sure what I’m looking for.  I figure I’ll know when I find it.  Are you really into the swinging life style.  If you are, have you had a lot of experiences?  I think I just put a profile up to see what would happen and to check out the site.  However, you caught my eye and I wanted to contact you.  As for my profile, some of the answers are not correct.  Some of the multiple choice answers I didn’t answer correctly because, a friend of mine is on that site, and I didn’t want him to know I was on there.  But, you can ask me anything.  I’m a flight attendant and I just flew in from NY and I’m off tomorrow.  You can call me if you’d like.  I’m off tomorrow.  My number is XXX-XXX-XXXX.  Have a great day! – Sexy

Commentary:  Ah, to read my general banter of introductions going back and forth at this point if both a bit funny and humilating.  I’m sure back in 2003 I thought I was smooth shit…but reading this now, I may have come across a bit dorky.   Her telephone number is no longer in service (I just tried…haha), but she seems pretty forward about her own ‘experimenting’ phases, if you will.  At this point I do believe we did start speaking by phone back and forth for a few days before we pick up again via email.  She either left me a voice mail message on my cell phone or sent me another email in which I write the following disseration (ugh):

Nathan #3:  Good morning XXXXX,  You’ll have to let me know which answers of yours are different.  Is the man you don’t want to discover you a past boyfriend or someone you dated?  Experience: Well I usually am a monogamous type of person and I don’t believe in breaking up marriages or being there to pick up the broken hearts of jilted girlfriends.  I’d like to think I’m pretty selective…that is..I am not just out there to do the deed.  As nutty as this may sound most guys get a bad rap when it comes to sex…that is the stereotype is that is all we are looking for.  On the contrary, anyone can have sex, but respecting the other person, having chemistry with them, actually getting along with them, and being attractive and clean are very important to me.  So to answer your question: a little bit of experience, but I am pretty selective (gosh that makes me sound like a snob)..She must have a good head on her shoulders and not be pyschotic (sp?).  I’ve been made a few aquaintences, but not all of them have led to bed and I have no regrets about that.  You as a person have to know your gut feeling and trust your instincts and know when tosay ‘No’.  Anyway, I am a clean person who believes in safe practices…No drugs, I don’t smoke, I do socially drink.  Perosnal hygiene and grooming are important as well. Intimate encounters with me are not to be taken lightly:  That is to say again, sex is sex, but ecstasy and fun are soo much more.  I enjoy long foreplay, massages (giving and receiving), the atmosphere, the lighting, the music,….I like to think my fantasies are akin to a build up very similar to 9 1/2 weeks, or Wild Orchids….erotic.  That is a turn on to me.  So what am I looking for: A friend without too many attachments to have fun from time to time.  No pressures, private (but we can go out in public)…someone to have a few drinks with…dinner at a nice place, maybe a picnic or a drive and maybe a little naughty behavior when we are secluded.  I am not a stalker and I am not a guy who calls 10 times a day…maybe a few times a week at most.  Wow, that’s pretty much laying it on the line…so hopefully that doesn’t scare you away.  I’m just 100% honest upfront about it.  Regards,  -Nathan.

Commentary:  Whoa, that was a mouthfull I put out there.  I figure we had talked a few times on the phone and traded a few e-mails at this point….Time to put our money where our mouths are, So I lay it out there and it’s up to her to tell me if she wants to move forward of this is all a bad idea.  So I’m very happy when I receive the following response:

Sexy #3:  You sound great and looking for the same thing that I’m looking for.  I hate pressure.  The guy on XXXX that I’m trying to avoid, is a guy I met on XXXX (another site).  I’m no longer seeing him, but, I would just rather him not know I’m on there.  I’m not normally the type of person who puts an ad on XXXX, so I’d rather no one who knows me know that I’m on there.  I got your message a few minutes ago.  Sorry, I was out running some errands.  I’ll be leaving here again to go to the pool at noon.  But, I’ll be home later today.  The number I gave you is my home number.  I started my own business a few months ago and it rings into my apartment.  I’m also a flight attendant for XXXXXX.  I can’t remember everything that is wrong on my profile, but here’s a few of the things.  I live in XXXXXX, I don’t have a Masters degree, only a BA.  I have a sports car, not a SUV.  I’m 5′7″ not 5′5″.  I never do drugs.  My birthday is XXXX 5th, not the 1st.  That’s all I can remember right now.  Have you ever been to XXXXXX ? I hope you’re having a great day!!  Talk to you soon. – Sexy

Commentary: Well, things seem to be moving forward at this point and we are ready to meet in person…

To be continued…..

Frustration December 19, 2008

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Will you submit to me in my frustration?

Will you submit to me in my frustration?

I discovered a blog last week maintained and writtem by a young woman who comes across as very erotic.  Erotic in the sultry and seductive sense, not the wham-bam-thankyou-ma’am sense, and it’s quite evident that she takes great care and thought in crafting her tales and insights.

I like PhaedraFallen because for her purported age (19 I think), she comes across pretty cerebral, and I like brainy, or to put it a better way – well worded and educated women.  Smart is sexy.  And you can get a lot of insight from someone who is well versed in vocabulary and structure….not like here, where my mind just seems to run on random thoughts and run on sentences half the time.

Anyway, she posted a picture (which I shamelessy stole btw for this post) on a new toy she and her friend ‘X’ recently purchased and experimented with.  The image on the box coupled with her musings on the night her and ‘X’ shared with this painted a very nice image in my own head, and it’s something I’d like to particpate in with my own sex life.

You’ve been rading my own blog long enough to know that April and I are this on-again, off-again ‘thing’.  I wish I could be more specific in my own definition, but I can’t, because as much as I attempt to put a label on us and what we are together, I just can’t.  Lately April has lost a lot of weight, and she looks great.  I probably need to tell her that more often, but for some reason I forget and only think of it after the fact when she’s not around….which doesn’t really do me any goood or win me any points with her.  Now if I could only get her to stop smoking….it may be a different ball game altogether.

Last week, her monthly visitor arrived so we never got together to play.  That kinda sucks because even though neither one of us are into earning or deploying ‘red wings’ with each other, there are other things we can do.  I mean…I wouldn’t refuse a blow job from her, nor would I reject nibbling and sucking on her breasts during this time…but it just doesn’t seem to be April’s cup of tea…and I don’t push (my error?).

So this weekend, starting tonight was the perfect opportunity for some holiday lovin’.  I’ve been actually thinking about it for a few days now, and the image of setting up this contraption on my bed, lighting a few candles, blindfolding her, and then taking her freshly shaven puss for my own pleasure (and hers) has been mentally intoxicating and has perpetuated a few unscripted hard-ons for myself the last few days.

Unfortunately, our ‘timing’ and ‘communication’ always seems a bit off and for the life of me I never see it coming.  April has the ability to open her mouth and say the most absurd and aggravating things at the weirdest moments that more often than not spark an argument or at least gets my blood boiling in a ‘bad mood’ sort of way.

Like today.

We spoke early this morning before both of us went to work and I was attempting to arrange getting togther this weekend.  Not necessarily for sex per-se (though I suppose in the back of my mind it would have been nice), but at least to hang out, have dinner, go to a neighborhood party, etc.  Instead she made one of her famous off the cuff remarks, which turned my amorous and good natured mood 180 degrees around and kinda upset me.  Not upset in the fact I’m sad…more in the vain she pissed me off…so I cut the conversation short and told her I had to go….basically, yet politely, hanging up on her.

Now for the past couple of hours I’ve been very uptight and somewhat smoldering under the surface.  Part of me wants to strangle her (metaphorically that is…a figure of speech for all those thingking I’m about to go postal..I’m not), the other part wants to take this pent up frustration and negative energy I’m currently harnessing and just fuck the crap out of her over and over again tonight not really caring what she has to say…(not a rape fantasy at all) just a let me take out my frustration on pleauring you silly until neither one of us can walk and nothing needs to be said between us.

I loathe text messaging….but in this case…. June 18, 2008

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Seriously, there’s nothing I generally hate more in modern technology than text messaging.  I think it is a sign that most people in general have ADD because I really can’t think what is so damn important and rude to your surroundings than thumbing over a 9 digit keypad selecting letters one at a time over and over again when it’s just as easy (& faster) than to just actually make a call.

My cell phone is plain and simple.  It makes calls, it receives calls, and has bluetooth.  I very rarely take pics, let alone ever care to watch movie clips or music videos on a 1″x1.5″ pixelated screen.  Not to mention the costs involved everytime you send or receive this shit.  All that extra crap is fluff and I don’t care.  I often scoff at the kids these days with these fancy slide out keyboards and shit.  When did we become a society of no actual verbal interaction?

With that being said, I wanted to do something I very rarely do…..I wanted to entice and interject some playful seduction in a proposition I didn’t want to send via normal e-mail, nor did I want to talk to anyone in person.  Sometimes, a little air of mystery and intrigue can set the stage for lust.

Coming after last nights brief, albeit fun episode with April, I decided to push my luck, and try for a return visit.  After reading some other blogs out there, I can’t say it was an original ideam but I figuring other people were having some rather positive results with text messaging, I went against everything I normally stand for and tried my hand (& patientence) in a brief message to April:

Nate: What time u get home? I really want to taste your pussy again.  What u think?

A few minutes go by.  I can imagine she is either: A) very busy and probably won’t look at her phone for some time, B) shocked and embarrased and has no idea what to say, or C) trying to figure out if this is really me becuase it so out of my character.

Finally, my own phone chirps…

April: WOW!  Where has your mind been all day?  :)

Nate: Thinking about the fun last night & how good u tasted.  Also didn’t get 2 fuck u as long as I wanted 2.  I think tonight an ‘outfit’ is in order.

A few minutes of silence go by…then….

April:  Then you will have to give a massage, ‘cuz its been a long day.  So bring a bottle of wine and when I get home I will shower and be ready  :)

Whoa!  Could I have just stumbled onto a new secret sexified tech tool?  Now I need to think about racing home, get cleaned up, go to store and get a bottle of good wine and wear something that won’t reveal the woody I’m now sportin’

“Hello,…Booty? It’s me Nate calling” June 18, 2008

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Warning: Explicit Material.  18 and over.

True Stories

Yesterday, I guess I kinda worked myself up into a sexually frustrated frenzy.  It’s been a little slow in my private life, more so because of work commitments, and feeling a bit under the weather as of late, and I suppose filling my spare time with other things other than cougar hunting.

I had sometime yesterday to read some other blogs of a more adult nature, and I’m happy to report the few that I stumbled across weren’t written like a bad 80’s porn movie.  They were actually thought provoking as well as intelligently written, good background openers, and a slow build.  Those things in combination are so much more ‘hotter’ for me to idulge and enjoy than having someone simply say “I banged the crap out of her”, or “I sucked him good”…end of story.  No I found some really good writers out there, and I even dare say I’m a bit jealous of their writing techniques.  Hopefully some of you feel the same way about mine.  Anyway, I’m drifiting off-topic here.

Needless to say I was a bit riled up and horny yesterday and feeling as if I wanted a little ‘release’.  Seeing that I really am not dating anyone seriously right now, I’ll admit the idea of going out on the prowl and probably coming home empty handed seemed like a lot of wasted effort, not to mention all the time and money I’d probably be spending with no return on investment.  So I did what most red blooded Americans do….they refer to their little black book and make a booty call.

Let me preface this by saying, the way the whole ‘little black book’ is portrayed in movies and tv shows really make men out to be the villian.  It has only since I got Sirius radio and find myself ocassionally listening to (I can’t believe I’m about to admit this) the Cosmopolitan channel that women are just as scheming as men if not worse.  Listening to their ‘After Hours/In Bed” show has really opened my eyes unto how much women thinks about sex as well, and have plenty of their own sordid practices and concepts that would rival those of the average male.

With that in mind, I really had no guilt in decding to call up April.  She was still at work when I caught her via cell phone and asked her her plans.  Said she’s be off in about another 2 hours or so and asked why.  Sometimes the straight up approach in the best instead of dancing around the innuendos and hints.  I think she knew why I was calling, so I wasn’t about to stretch the conversation out much.  “I’m gonna come by around 9pm.”  She simply replied “Okay”.

I had time to come home, shower, change, get the mail, watch a little tv…blah..blah…blah.  At about 8:30 I left my place and drove over to hers.  She met me at the door and let me in.  When I walked into her place, I seen that she brought some of her work home with her.  A laptop was open on her coffee table as well as piles of papers and spreadsheets scatterd abnout her couch.  She offered me a beer, and knowing my way around her place, I went to the fridge and just grabbed one myself.  Surprisingly she had a very nice Summer Ale, and it tasted great and cold.

She went back to her couch to work a little longer as I walked around taking in some of the old sights.  Finally, being the bold person that I felt I was last night, I just walked upstairs to her bedroom and turned on her TV and laid on her bed.

About 10 minutes went by when April yelled up “What are you doing?”.  I simply replied “Waiting for you to take a shower.”  There was no response from her after that, so I imagine she new how to read between the lines and surmise what was going to happen.  I heard the familiar jingle of her laptop shutting down, the closing of her glass sliding door, and finally her footsteps coming up the stairs.

She didn’t say anything to me when she enterterd her bedroom, and I said nothing to her.  I was laying on her bed, thumbing through some magazine as she got into the shower.  I occasionally looked up at her TV and flipped a few channels, not really watching anything in particular.  Finally the shower turned off and I could hear her brushing her teeth and combing out her hair.  She finally emerged from her bathroom, her hair pulled back into a single pony tail, wearing a white terry cloth bathrobe.  I put the magazine down on the night stand and watched her cross the room towards her dresser.  She opened the top drawer and reached for a pair of panties.

“Whoa…”, I said.  “There’s no need for those.  What are you doin?”

Holding a pair of beige panties in her hand she turned to me “Um, putting these on….”

I stood up from her bed and place my 1/2 empty beer on the nightstand as well and began to circle around toward her hitting the lights while I was at it. “No, leave them be…they are just going to get in the way.  Come here.”, I ordered.

She dropped them on the floor, and I grabbed her hand in the dark and led her to the right side of the bed and sat her down.  As she was doing this in the dark, I stealthy had already kicked off my shoes and removed my shirt.  “Lay down on the bed.” I said.  As i heard her reposition herself, I was able to manage undoing my slacks and kick off my boxers as well.  Here I was now, in the dark, completely naked and hard.  I came up to the side of her bed and felt her bare shins with my hands outstretched and began to tun them up the length of her thighs as I mounted the corner of her bed.

Using my breadth of my torso and arms as a wedge, I managed to spread her legs apart and dove right in for some licking and tongue probing.  To my delight and I suppose one of the reasons her shower was a little long, her snatch was freshly shaven clean.  It was amazingly smooth without a hint of stubble.  April must have been somewhat excited as well by the whole prospect of my initial call, mulling it over in her mind for hours, for from my initial test lick found that her lips were easily parted and already wet.  I tooke turns nibbling, licking, and swirling my tongue all about and found her ‘love button’ begining to swell.  I’d place my whole mouth over her puss and try and strecth my tongue as far as I could into her.  This was met with some eager hip undulations and her hands running through my short hair.

I continued this delectible feast for about five minutes when I decided I wanted to bring her to climax so I could move onto other things myself.  I extened my right index finger and began to penetrate her as well, making sure I kept my tongue flicking over her clit.  I began manuevering my finger both in and out, and then slightly twisting it as well in a deliberate pattern.

It didn’t take but a few minutes, maybe two at most. before I began to feel the familiar silent shudder of April’s hips under my spell.  She gets very sensitive there after and I love to tease her post orgasm poise my randomly and forceably throing in a few extra licks and kisses in for good measure.  It was a real turn on for me, especially since it was so clean and smooth and delicately wet this evening.  Sounds strange, but there was even a very subtle yet pleasing taste to it as well.

As she laid still to recover for a few minutes, I went to work preparing for phase two.  I didn’t want sex in the bed (read yesterdays post to know why) so I wnet to her closet and pulled out a large beach towel and laid it on her floor at the foot of her bed.  Next, I threw down a pillow to the ground and then made my way to her medicine cabinet.  I knew she kept some personal lubricant up there, and sure enough I found it in the same place I remember.

“Nate what are you doing?”

“April.  Get on the floor.  I placed a towel and pillow down there.  I’ll be right there.”  And with that, still in the dark, I walked over to her own nightstand and reached within the drawer and felt around the contets until I found her vibrating egg.  In the meantime she made her way to the floor and without even me asking, she assumed the position on all fours.  Good girl.  She knows what I like.

I came back around and kneeled behind her, kissing her ass, and a few bites to boot.  She laughed and giggled away stating it tickled.  Not exactly the response I was going for…it was meant to be hot and seductive and hungry, but came across as cute and playful.  Ah well, roll with it.

I handed her the toy and told her to use it on herself as I prepped myself.  I could hear the faint hum of the egg as she held it to her clit pleasuring herself.  Myself, I had placed a little lube in my hand and slathered my rock hard shaft in it. Oh, I just realized it must be the ‘warming’ kind as my pecker feels like the temperature just increased a tad.  I guided myself into her with the aide of the lube and grabbed her hips with both my hands.

I like the sensation of being inside April with the extra benefit of feeling her vibrator just outside sending additional sensations my way.  It’s as if her pussy has a slight vibration to it as well as I begin my slow and primal thrusting into her.  The whole idea of being on the floor instead of the bed, vibrator in play, doggie style, and her occassional muffled yelps of pleasure were a bit much for me.  It had been a while too sice I broke me off some, so I picked up the pace slightly knowing I was about to come.  And come I did.  I shot my load all over her backside and lower back and still felt hard a minute afterwards.

April did complain her knees were beginning to hurt so she flipped over unto her back and I was still good to go for a few more minutes.  Her pussy still wet with lube I entered her again and began to fuck fast and furious style, pinching her erect nipples as I did so.  With egg still in hand, she guided it once more to her crotch.  With my fast paced plunging and her egg, April was able to achive her second orgasm, this one slightly more vocal than the first and I knew I had done good.

After a few more minutes we both got up and cleaned ourselves off before we realized the time and knew it was a work night and it was time for me to leave.  It wasn’t awkaward at all this time and I have the strong sense she’s be up for it again…very soon….maybe even tonight.