Rasberries September 17, 2008
Posted by Nathan in Random Musings, Rants.Tags: 90210, Big Brother 10, Hoopz, I Love Money, Leena
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GAH!!!!!
Dammit it has been a rough few days. I’ve been more or less silent on the blog front because not much has been happening because my job is sucking the life right out of me and is as frustrating as blue balls on a first date.
I mean nothing is flowing smoothly as it should right now. Everytime I turn around some piece of hardware keep breaking and I find myself making multiple trips to the same places over and over again. It blows my mind that a company will try and squeeze money out of hardware that is 12+ years old, just so they don’t have to buy anything new on the books this term. Instead, we just have to keep fixing the same crap over and over and over again and pray it holds together for a few weeks or so. Well, in my case I have to devices that break EVERY DAY right now and I don’t know how to keep them running anymore when the comany doesn’t want to spend any money and want to know “Why isn’t it working today? It was working yesteray!!” Hey, you should be thanful it’s been working the last 5 years.
I’m giving up right now. Seriously…I can not go back into the field one more time today as I’ve been out 5 times already with no other support other than myself. So yes…I’m fucking venting right now, right here. I need a clear head, a good rest, cooler temperatures….and I’ll try again in the morning. I’m just getting madder and madder out there.
Okay, onto other crap:
Big Brother 10: Yay! Dan won as he should have. He played the game, and played it VERY well, and didn’t have to stoop down to the immaturity level that Evil Dick did before. Keesha won America’ vote for best juror. Okay…that’s a new category this time. Once they announced that contest my first thought was either Renny or Keesha. Damn, Keesha looks fine….as does April. But April was a whiny little brat in my opinion…but I’d still hit that. You go Ollie! What always amazes me is the jurors always seem to take this game way to personally. I can’t believe non of them have never watched the previous 9 seasons and they’ll sit and bitch and complain “He was such a backstabber.” “He Lied.” “He didn’t keep his word.” “She broke our alliance and backdoored me.” “She’s just a floater.” NO SHIT….People…let me clue you in…IT’S PART OF THE GAME…AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN…EVERY SEASON. Why are you surprised? The object is to move forward and eventually win…by outmaneuvering everyone else. Don’t cry because you got out thought…Half of you did it to someone else just the week before. It was awesome to hear Brian call out April, Michelle and Jerry on there behavior as if they were so innocent. GAH!!!
So at least Amazing Race is starting soon.
Hoopz, Can I wash you back?
I Love Money: One of my other favorite reality shows in which wannabe D-list nobodies (Hmm….does that make them E-List?) vie for money from all the other crazy VH1 reality shows. Most of these people are complete retards, but I do like The Entertainer (I was bummed to see him go), and I can look at Hoopz (Nikki Alexander) all day. Hoopz has to be one of the most beautiful black women I’ve ever seen. In actuality she’s 1/2 black and 1/2 Italian…which has to explain her eyes, complextion and hair. Real proposed to her on this last episode…like he ever had a chance. HAHAHA. She has a boyfriend on the outside…an actual NBA star, not some E-list wannabe pimp-rapper. If you remember, she was the winner of Flavor of Luv season 1. If you’re like me, you wouldn’t believe she’d let Flava bang her either. She’s actually too smart and articulate for VH1. When she was Paymaster last, she dressed to the nine’s…and what a knock out!!! Yummy.
90210: Eh…Yeah, I’ve been watching. I was a big fan of the old one, and so I figure I’d give this one a try. Not sure what I think yet. I do think Kelly looks hotter today than she did 10 years ago though.
Punish me Sarah Conner
Sarah Conner Chronicles
: Me like’s the scifi shows, and I like everyone on there as actors. Both the Terminator (Summer Glau) and actress who plays the tough as nails MILF Sarah Conner..I hit ‘em both.
Fringe: I saw the premier episode…liked it. Have the second episode taped. Will watch later.
Gosh, witha ll these beautiful ladies here…I’ll have to talk Sarah Palin soon!
Reality Rumblings August 7, 2008
Posted by Nathan in Random Musings.Tags: Big Brother 10, Bravo, Brooke Hogan, CBS, Flavor Flav, Hulk Hogan, natalie bolton, reality TV, Sunset Tan, VH1
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BB10: Keesha
Even if you don’t care, I’m bringing my self up to speed on the crap I watch.
Natalie Bolton: Finally from the last season of Survivor, Natalie’s website Nataliebolton.com has offically launched after having a place holder positioned for months. And after waiting all this time, I can officially state that after 5 minutes I was officially bored. What a complete let down of esoteric dribble that really provided no insight or information that we couldn’t have googled in the past. The only thing you can do is download her song (Doesn’t everyone have a song now?) and view her resume. Seriously. You can view her resume with such skills as: “hunter, bartender, dancer” No Joke. There are a few deleicious pictures of her, but I can’t save them as they are not your traditional jpeg format (Flash palyer). The whole website (what little there actually is) just seems like a commercial for her with all the common C-list celebrity stuff: “I was a Tomboy. I learned to love myself. I like to help people”. But does wrap it up by saying “Stay tuned….I’ll have a store soon to but pieces of me so I can feel connected to you.” Well, at this rate, she have 2 8×10’s in another 5 months. She even has a field that says ‘Members Login’ which right now doesn’t appear to do anything. Well, what can she possibly have to offer that requires a members login. There’s only one reason women have a member’s login, and as far as I know, she isn’t sporting any nude photos. Natalie, believe me, I want to connect with you…..in a way that isn’t mentioned on your site.
I Love Money (VH1): Take a bunch of r-tard rejected D-list celebs from shows like Rock of Love, Flavor of Love and I Love New York….sequester them in an island mansion in Mexico…add liquor and swimsuits and the clamoring to win $250K and watch the train wreck in progress. I love this show for the sheer fact that after watching these people interact with each other and the guaranteed drama between wiggers, wannabes, and air-heads, I actually do feel like a somebody afterwards. It’s like we as viewers are scientists researching sea-monkeys swimming in vodka. Hell yeah!
Flipping Out: I caught this late this season, but the star…Jonathan? Freak and shoudl be committed for psychiatric evaluation. And how original for Bravo: Take one eccentric gay realator with an obssessive compulsion disorder, surround him with leeches, and then tell him he really is a star because a camera crew is around.
Brooke Knows Best (VH1): Spin off show from Hogan Knows Best. Now lets take a 20 year old girl, place her in an over the top Miami penthouse apartment that she can’t afford, add one gay male best friend, and a nobody female roomate a la “Real World”. Also add the hijinx of Hulk Hogan (otherwise I think the show would fail) and see how she reacts to the world. OMG. I admit, I watch this because Brooke is hawt (I’d hit that fo’ sho’) and I want to see if she ever can escape from Hulk’s over protective eye and maybe….just maybe….have the forbidden dance with some lucky dude. Otherwise, I can’t tell you what the show is about…other that I’m jealous some TV network doesn’t place me in some Trumped-out suite for 3 months and I don’t have to work and just get to hang out. My show would be pretty boring though…..you’d see me playing Xbox, surfing the web, watching TV, and flirting my ass off.
Sunset Tan (VH1): The ultimate worst show for vain, shallow, over the top nobody’s who all seem to have an inner Napolean complex. There are two very hot chicks on the show…and no, not the Olly Girls who are dumber than a box of rocks. They are the ultimate one night stand, but I could never…ever…have a relationship with either. They don’t even hide (or apprantly not even aware) how much they like money and themselves. One of the hot chicks looks like that Anna K (tennis star) and the other, a perfect ‘girl next door’ from the midwest. Both are high on my D-list of celebs I’d wanna “hit” as well. The two dudes that one Sunset Tan are unusual too. The older one look like a very buff Randy West whom nobody told him he’s too old to wear the clothes he does. The other is just a wacky looking tool….with his ‘hip-bleached’ hair, Criss Angel wannabe clothes and tattoos, and I swear…his own ORANGE tan. He should not be representing his own product, because he’s on the verge of looking like a giant Oompa Loompa.
Now the summer’s grand-daddy…
Big Brother 10 (CBS): (BTW: Amazing Race I think starts again in September) Still a pale comparison to the BB’s of other countries (ours is very tame) this last Tuesday was quite a day. Wasn’t Keesha’s b-day just over-shadowed by the EPIC fight between everyone in the house? That whole singing Happy Birthday was the most awkward celebration I’ve ever witnessed in my life, let alone hawt Keesha ever forgetting it. Okay my take on the contestants:
- Jessie: Still a tool and way too into himself. He stirred the pot big time this last week and I’ll be sorry to see him go, which I think will happen this evening.
- Ollie: Under the radar and so stoked to be hanging onto April. Hasn’t shown his true colors yet…like Dan, he’s letting everyone else self-distruct.
- Dan: Like Ollie, at least he admits he’s laying low. Smart right now as he has no real alliance since the previous people were evicted.
- Memphis: I wouldn’t say ‘dumb-jock’, but he’s like a frat boy out of his element, with rage just bubbling under the surface.
- Renny: Loon.
- April: HoH this week, good looking, rockin’ bod. Has Ollie wrapped around her finger and has a water/oil relationship with Libra.
- Libra: Needs to go. She’s drama and a trouble maker. However, if she goes, then the drama goes with her and makes the house more boring. Kniving and speaks out of both side of her mouth. The current BB house ‘foil’.
- Jerry: Give the USMC shit a rest already. Man, between all his corp clothing/hats and retired Semper Fi analogies…he’s starting to get to me.
- Keesha: Yummy. I’d really hate to see her go, but I figure her weeks are numbered only as a victim of circumstance from a previous alliance.
- Michelle(?): Tough mouthed girl with a Bronx attitude. Sore loser when it came to the Hawaii vacation and loathes Libra.
Big Brother 10, Minka, Politics July 17, 2008
Posted by Nathan in Politics / Issues, Random Musings, Rants.Tags: Amber Hay, Artie Lange, Big Brother 10, GGW, Howard Stern, Jeremy Piven, Joe Francis, Minka Kelly, Paris Hilton, Robin Quivers, Sirius
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Minka Kelly - Give me a call 'kay?
Yeah, today is sorta a mixed bag. Just not in the mood this early to get into a detailed story though I know I owe you guys one, and a special one for Joe I promised some back (he requested a true life girl and car scenario….and I have a few I need to pick from). So this is just a collection ro random crap on my mind the last few days.
Sirius: I’m starting to sound like a whiny little bitch here so I’ll agree if you roll your eyes at this. Damn, I wish I had XM back. Cosmo, Maxim and Howard radio is just crap. Cosmo and Maxim really have stupid conversations that just drone on and take forever to get to a friggen point. Some of the morning and afternoon personalities are just so annoying too. The more I listen to Howard, the more I realize he’s a one-trick pony, but I guess I despise the sidekicks more with the exception of Gary and John and the wrap up show. I’ll admit I think Eric the Midget is always good for a laugh, and I enjoy some (not all) of the interviews. While I do like to listen to listen to some of the girl stories, Howard can be annoyingly one track minded at times and beat a question or point to death or interject some tangent thought, but I digress. Artie Lange pisses me off. While he says he’s grateful for his gig and enjoys working on the show….I just don’t think he truly understands how well he has it for all the crap he’s pulled and he’s still there. Personally, I think he has an inflated ego on his comedic prowess. I think he’s good if he sits and writes he jokes, but off the cuff wit…he’s horrible and is not funny, but unfortunately he is surrounded by a flock of Stern followers who are afraid to disagreee in Howard’s presence so they prop him up. He really is overated on himself and how he treats women (and why women sleep with him knowing what he says) I have no fricked clue. Robin is annoying as all hell because she comes across (IMHO) that her shit doesn’t stink and she above everyone there. I find her arrogant most of the time, and almost always agrees with Howard with her fake, overplayed laugh and condescending attitude. Robin is one of the biggest phonies in my book.
Amber Hay: She was a recent guest on Howard 100 and she’s known for looking very similar to Paris Hilton. She actually did a tele-movie recently where she actually plays Paris. She’s currently a GGW cover model and appeared topless in a few of the DVDs. She also dated and slept with Joe Francis (another rich pig). Kinda wierd that Amber slept with him, knowing that Joe also dated Paris Hilton, and she’s basically a carbon copy of her. She is beautiful, and she has slightly bigger breasts that Paris too. She’s been on HBO’s Entourage and said Jeremy Pivin hit on her a lot. Seems that Jeremy hits on every girl he comes in contact with and uses his recent Emmy fame and B-list celebrity status to his advantage. She said the same of David Spade…which I’ve heard from numerous model interviews…These guys hit on everything and everybody like it’s a sick short man-ego status game.
Minka Kelly: Star of NBC’s Friday Night Lights, she is one of my all time favorite brunettes. She recently dated John Mayer, but rumor has it now she’s with Derek Jeter. WTF? Yeah, I admit…I’m not gonna lie. There must be a tad of jealousy in me…How does Derek Jeter continously pull them in, over and over. He’s had Jessica Alba (hawt), Jessica Biel (hawt), Playboy models, and now Minka Kelly (HAWT). Man….as the guys were saying on the radio this morning….”Hey Derek, when is enough…enough? Leave some for the rest of us.”
Politics: Don’t get me started. It’s not looking good for the Grand Old Party, and I have no desire for Obama. I never felt as if I’ve been in lose-lose situation like this before. Can we have a “Do over?” I want two new candidates. Sad to hear Tony Snow died, pretty young and likeable guy. Same for Tim Russert. Gas dropped a whole $.02 today in my area…still it’s more than $1.30 more than it was this time last year…and I had to get another truck. Stupid Nate.
BB 10: Man, this season snuck up quietly, and we’re already 3 episodes in. By the end of episode 2, I say I was pretty preplexed on which way it was going…Brian, Memphis, Renny, Jessie….a lot of twists so early on it was great. I was really sorry to see Brian go…he was damn funny. The sock puppet theater was teh hardest I laughed on that show that I can ever remember. An instant classic! But alas, Brian shot himself in the foor about being way to cocky and vocal about his own power consolidation that early. I kept saying to the TV “SHUT UP….you’re gonna getted outed”…and he did. What’s up with the studio audience being present on eviction night? Lame. Does nothing to enhance the show at all but distract the viewers at home on 50 people staring back and doing nothing when Julie Chen is talking? Is this supposed to boost ratings somehow? I can’t figure out how. Lastly – April and Keesha – Yum and double Yum! April was kicking in her black dress last night and looks good in a bikini. Keesha is just stunning and both have great bodies. I’ll hate to see either of them leave any time soon.
Lesbian Lohan July 2, 2008
Posted by Nathan in Random Musings.Tags: Big Brother 10, lesbian, Lindsey Lohan, Samantha Ronson, Vanity Fair
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Yeah, I’m a little late is seeing these Vanity Fair pictures. What? They came out a month or two back? You’ve already seen them? Well…I haven’t.
And actually, I don’t really see what all the fuss is about. Why there was so much bruahaha over them. As a person who has seen his fair share of smut over the years, these are very tame and even artful. I kinda figured when I first heard about the controversy I figured “How bad can these be if they are in Vanity Fair?” Well, unless you know something I don’t, they are nice fotos.
And I can’t believe the size of her cans!! Who knew? Whoa, those silouetted sweater puppies look very nice indeed.
I’ve seen her in a few of her older movies…Mean Girls (funny and decent), A Prarie Home Companion (sucked to high heaven) and really never noticed how ‘developed’ she was, granted she may have not been fully all there yet.
It has been fun watching her in the news….going from bottle to rehab back to bottle again….stealing fur coats….stealing boyfriends….getting around with various men…causing havoc on sets….and now she a lesbian? I guess her new girlfriend Samanta Ronson is her second attempt at the same sex thing. The recent ‘gossip’ I read was that she wants to have Samantha’s children. Nice….as if her life can’t already be that messed up, she want sto bring in a few heir apparants as well.
And what up with her choice of Sam Ronson? Yeah, she may be a good DJ…spin some mean discs…but a lipstick beauty she is not. She’s into this dirty t-shirt and worn look, cigarette never far from her hands, hair looking like a rats nest. Lindsey I would think could draw much prettier female suitors if she so chose to.
And Lindsey isn’t the only making news. Seems daddy Lohan may have sired another 1/2 sister when he was ’seperated’ from Mrs. Lohan some time back…and he’s agreed to investigate to see if it is indeed true…obviously meaning he isn’t denying its a possibility.
Is anyone even watching the mom’s pathetic reality show? I swear, Bravo TV will put anything on. It’s almost turning into the Jerry Springer network.
Speaking of reality tv, I’ve seen ads already for BB 10 on CBS soon enough. I think end of July, and I highly suspect the one crazy chick who loved Matt from BB9 is returning….Natalie I think her name was. Looking forward to Amazing Race & Survivor as well. I’m not wathcing The Mole…but I suspect it’s not faring well as I haven’t seen a lot of commercials for it the last few weeks.
Anyway…I’ll be off for a few days…going on a mini-vaca with some friends. Be back late next week. Until then…be safe and smart this 4th of July.
