I loathe punctuation November 13, 2009
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In reality, there are certain words and slang I am very uncomfortable saying when it comes to sexuality, or bodily functions. Yes, even yours truly gets offended, embarassed, or tends to cringe with the use of certain words.
For you women, I hate the ‘C’-word. Hate it, hate it, hate it. I cannot use, and even I feel ashamed and lose for respect for women who use it when talking about other women. I find it the lowest of the lows. The only occassion in which I find it slightly acceptable or dare I even say intriguing is when a girl is using it for dirty talk about herself and is describing an act she wants done to her dirty little ‘C’, but other than that, I don’t like it.
I also don’t like the ‘D’ or “D___head’ when it comes to describing a man, even if he is. It just sounds so childish to me. So second-grade. So un-educated. I guess ‘prick’ is slightly better, but ‘D___’ just sounds stupid.
I’m even uncomfortable with the the ‘P’ word at times. I can tolerate it much more easily than I can the ‘C’ word, but not my the word I’d normally use. Like I always feel weird when I ask “Can I ‘f’ your p____?” “Can I lick your p____?” or a command: “Show me your p____.” Unless I know a girl is comfortable using it herself or uses it with me, I tend to avoid it. But I’ll admit, when a girl says to me “Nate, I want you to f__ my p____” or “Do you like the taste of my p___”, I’m much more tolerant and accepting.
And lastly for now, I really like when a girl says “period”, like “I’m on my period (or rag)”. Yeah, not a turn on. I’ve stated in previous posts that even though I’ve earned my ‘red wings’, it really isn’t an experience I would like to repeat. I guess it goes back to me liking to be clean. It’s just not a period or blood perse, I have a pet peeve when it comes to certain hygiene and dirt factors. I don’t like dirt under fingernails, I don’t like oily hair, I hate dirty feet (I always where socks and shoes or sandals outside), I don’t like B.O., etc. I prefer to shower and be squeaky clean before sex and usually after sex, I’m embarrased to say I tend to ‘clean’ up afterwards, especially if it is at my house. If I can, I’ll try and coax a sexy shower out of my partner afterwards…sure I may have an ulterior motive, but that doesn’t mean I can’t turn it into some fun at the same time. And if I’m at a hotel/motel, camping, or at a partner’s house, cleaning up isn’t a requirement for me afterwards…especially if I know or can expect round two or more. I’m just saying, if we are sleeping in my bed, I prefer to be a bit clean afterwards.
So why am I going on all about this? Well, April just got back from a business trip and I hadn’t seen her for a few weeks. Yeah, I’ve been going on about Shauna Sands and some recent movies and basically taking care of myself. She called me up to let me know she was back, and of course I hinted pretty bluntly: “So, you wanna play?”, in which she replied “Sorry, I just started my period and my uterus is falling out.”
Er……uh….hmm…Okay, not sure I needed that extra qualifier, but I’m sitting on the sidelines again for a few more days.
Silence March 31, 2009
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It’s been a few weeks since I posted here, and it’s not because I haven’t had the itching to do so…
It’s that my mind, my heart, my soul….feels like it has an uber case of ADHD.
Some personal issues and events have transpired over the past few weeks that has really put a damper on my overall mood and my thoughts seem slightly distracted and incoherent.
So much so in fact, that my ideas and stories that I’d like to share just seem tainted somehow. Like my hearts not in it right now, and all that translates to is not being myself and not being adequate functional for anyone who reads my blog.
As a matter of facts, as I write this impromptu post now…it just feels distant to my core….like I’m going through the motions on so many levels. I don’t feel like myself lately, like a perpetual raincloud is hovering just above me, ready to open up any second for an extreme downpour.
I’m not exactly sure I welcome that or not right now….I just need to get past it…and I don’t know if that means a few days, or a few weeks, or even longer right now.
Until then….I’m still alive….I’m just hunkered down in the corner, sipping my whisky in solace, and observing the world around me and wondering if I have a ticket for the next bus.
Week keeps getting longer December 11, 2008
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So I’m a…..
::interuption::
I just received a phone a call as I was beginning this post.
It appears a friend of mine has lost the will to live and as of 3 hours ago is on life support and his body is shutting down and he is not expected to pull through.
That’s all I know.
I have no desire to write right now.
I’ll check in later when I learn more.
Your next President: Barack Obama October 8, 2008
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Speaking softly and carrying a small twig
Unless by some miracle of miracles, or some major damaging revelation in the next few weeks, Barack Obama secured the Presidency last night during the debates.
And it pains me to say that.
While I have been very critical of both parties in the past, and clearly I have made it clear that McCain was not my pick to represent me as a life long Republican, I was admittedly more energized with his pick of Sarah Palin. Say what you will about her…I’ve read plenty of left wing criticism (most unfounded and just spiteful), Gov. Palin gave this ’ole redneck something to hope for in our future and thus probably would have made me vote for McCain.
But after watching last nights debate (I have watched them all, by the way), Obama more or less has this all wrapped up. Not because he delivered a solid plan or has a complete understanding of global events (he doesn’t), or is America’s savior by any means. He won because John McCain failed to impress. So many pundits (and I agree) needed McCain to come out swinging. He needed to deliver a punch…a sound byte that would resonate….that we would all be talking about. He needed to go out on a limb and make an attack and convince us why he is indeed better (you don’t have to be nasty to Obama to do this), yet McCain remained reserved and spouted the same ‘ole, same ‘ole that us Republicans just don’t listen to anymore.
That’s the real problem with the Republican party right now. At least with all my friends and family that I speak to and discuss issues with. The Republicans are still mired in the same few buzzwords and sentences that only matter to a small niche within the party. I’d like to think up and coming adults (like me) see through the ‘company line’ of bullshit both parties have used adnauseum and put media pandering aside and talk to ‘us’. They keep saying they do….but in reality they don’t.
McCain’s failure to walk away from the last night and leave a lasting impression on the ‘average Joe’ on what exactly he will indeed do different and why it is indeed better cost him the election in my opinion.
I am so tired of the same old buzzwords: “Wallstreet vs. Mainstreet”. Gag. Turn on CNN, FOX, MSNBC, Meet the Press, etc., etc., and they ALL use this term twenty times or more in any single broadcast…and I guarantee you, most people do not make the conenction. That buzz word has an adverse affect on the average Joe. When I hear it now, today, as I’ve heard it everyday for the last few weeks…I hear the same rhetoric over and over again as if journalists all write their columns from the same jargon pool….as if we, the avergae American, is indeed to stupid to see through all this.
The fact of the matter is both parties have failed us miserably. There are those that will blame the Bush administration of teh last eight years for the finanical debacle we’re in today. Yes, while the Bush administration ’should’ take some blame, the Democratic Congress allowed this shit to happen under thier watch as well. Barney Frank is to blame of Freddie Mac and Fanny Mae, as are all those Dem’s who fought Clinton on stricter oversight in the financial sector. I can’t beleive I am saying this, but I give props to Bill Clinton for attempting to do something a decade ago…but his own Democratic underlings rejected his recommednations.
Obama also scored on Afghanistan and Iraq/Iran. Not because he will be a better commander in chief and not because he has international experience. As a Republican, I watched him point out time and time again we failed in Pakistand and Afghanistan and we took our eye of the prize in getting Osama Bin Laden……and I agree. McCain had chance after chance to respond in a very strong way here….but did not. His attempts to defend our decisions on leaving Afghanistan and Pakistan were watered down and did not resonate with us of a hawkish menatility of getting Bin Laden.
While I am indeed afraid…actually very afraid of an Obama adminstration and its policies over the next four years (I don’t buy the fact at all I am not going to be taxed more), healthcare debacles, Russian re-emergence, and a lot of socialistic softball policies here at home….I am almost glad he won. I man enough to admit that we didn’t put on our ‘A’ game. I’m not even sure we put up Plan B. I think the Republican party has put up a very ‘average’ campaign as of late and very complacent of the status quo. Hopefully those in the party, the party who abandoned ‘us’, will wake up after election day once Obama is in office and take a good hard look in the mirror and realize they are indeed out of touch and fucked this up big time. Dare I say ‘we’ deserve to lose this time around…and hopefully will have learned our lesson and come back with a whole new outlook, strategy, and party in 4 more years.
Congratulations President Obama, you won the office because we Republicans just handed it to you on a silver platter on October 7th, 2008…..The night Senator McCain failed to show up.
BB10: Jerry MacDonald – Tool? August 12, 2008
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I actually like the sailors in the Navy
So Sunday’s episode of BB10 was pretty explosive, yet again. The usual players involved: big mouthed Libra, cute April, not so smart Michelle, clueless Jerry, and nutty Renny were the main contributors. That’s not to say cute assed Keesha wasn’t in the mix, and Memphis making comments from the sidelines, but they get a pass from me.
In the end, Michelle puts up Libra and Keesha. I have a feeling that if Libra doesn’t win POV, she’s going home. While I don’t really care for her that much….she is loud mouthed and can stir the pot….I’ll be bummed, because when she around, so is the drama. With her out of the competition, the game may slow down a bit. The one thing I really wonder is what happens when she goes back to work? Libra Thompson is a HR representative fro some company, and let me tell you, she’s a poor example of anything HR that I can think of. I sure as hell wouldn’t go to her if I had a problem at work…..I wonder if her boss is watching this or other people she works with and what they may think.
Anyway, Jerry (I only brought two changes of clothes) MacDonald really got under my skin this episode. This old coot at 75 simply jumps to conclusions waaaaay to fast and is such a hypocrite. I can’t believe he’s calling Dan a ‘Judas’ and made so many insensitive remarks regarding Dan’s catholic roots and beliefs….especially for a guy who is a walking billboard for the Marines. I’m sorry, but I’d be embarrassed as a Marine to watch him spout off in his old geriatric ways while wearing the same sleeveless t-shirt and hat every single day. Jerry…we get it…you ‘were’ a Marine.
I guess I was really pissed off Jery got on Dan’s case for taking off his Catholic cross for fibbing during the vote (Dan is America’s “palyer” by the way). Saying things like Dan will ‘burn’, ‘he can go to hell’, he’s a ‘Judas’, so on and so on and so. Did Jerry forget he took off his Marine T-Shirt and hat one day and had to let the whole house know numerous times why he did so? And he calls out Dan? What a hypocrite.
The game goes to show you how bad human nature can flip on a dime when there is little information to base anything off of. I hope Jerry goes home soon and watches the replay of all events and his actions and realizes what a major TOOL he is/was to Dan, just because Dan voted America’s way. And its one thing to be a proud Marine…it’s a completely different thing when your whole wardrobe and mindset clouds your interactions and respect towards others while you constantly need to reinforce and let everyone else know you’re a walking billboard. Sorry, no respect from me right now.
I can’t think of a title. July 30, 2008
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I recently discovered that an old blogging friend, Piper, of Pipersplace (see sidebar links) has a sister site she began with her fiance, Steve. It’s called Babylon Visted (I also added that link as well). I admit that I am jealous of Piper on two fronts: A) her stories and sex life are pretty amazing, much moreso exciting than mine, but mainly B) she has a phenominal writing style and her ability to capture not only the moment but to disect the psyche of men is usually spot on.
Today she happed to write a post on the topic of how to keep your man happy. I’m not exactly sure what inspired her post, or if it was meant to be funny or perhaps even a sarcastic commentary on lost women, but if you can be open and honest about yourself and be open to her writings, she is DEAD ON. I couldn’t help but feel she was over my shoulder and in my mind on many of these subjects (except #7). Here’s an excerpt (sorry if you find it a bit repulsive):
Blow Jobs:
Blow jobs are like pizza or beer: they have to really suck before you push them away. If you refuse to perform orally there’s not really anything we can do for you. If you won’t go down on your man chances are some woman has done so in his past. He knows what he’s missing. A woman who won’t give, at the very least, a workmanlike, enthusiastic blow job is like a major league pitcher without a change-up. You might make it to the majors, but you won’t be staying.
Okay, onto other stuff….
My job has been very boring this week. It’s been akin to watching grass grow, so I am totally looking forward to taking an approved day off tomorrow to go to the fair with some friends of mine. I’m sure I’ll eat the requisite fried confections, drink home brewed beer, and be dared to go on some sketchy rides operated by meth addicts, and if I’m lucky see the best trailer park inventions made out of used ashtrays and Pabst Blue Ribbon cans this side of the deep south. In all seriousness though, its kind of scaring me how slow work is right now. Mainly it’s because my hands are tied on projects due to legal crap, and managements inability to make a decsion on anything that costs more than $1 to execute.
So once again I’ve been filling my days by reading CNN adnaseum and trying to look busy. Of course, I’m writing this entry, reading personal emails, shopping on Amazon, and even making a fairly large dent in a novel that I’m enjoying. I’m staring at the clock watching minutes click by and realize I’m stuck here another 3 hours. Ugh. So tomorrow will really be a treat and I’m looking forward to having a few beers under the sun with the guys and flirting with the womenfolk.
Thank you Scully for the movie review on X-Files. Speaking of movies, I’m so excited to see all the blockbusters coming out later this year. And I’m very excited that I’ll soon to be able to watch Netflix movies instantly over my Xbox 360. They say later this year it will happen. I’ve really been enjoying a few independant movies as well.
Big Brother 10: I’m still watching pretty religiously. Jessie is a tool and vain. Reny is a nut. I could stare at Keesha (and April for that matter) all day. Libra is annoying the heck out of me and is my villain choice so far. But so far…it’s still pretty lack luster.
Politics: Is it even worth talking about right now? Not really. We are so screwed.
Dating: Yeah, that’s pretty boring too. What makes it especially bad right now is that I’m so bored, I can’t help but be tempted to think about things in my head both past and present. It’s seriously times like these I wish I were a woman. I think my dating life would be so much easier if I were a woman….I think I could easily attract someone of either sex and work out my ‘physical tensions’ if I were a chick. You have it so easy. You ladies are usually one phone call away from getting some hanky panky if you really wanted to. For guys, it’s much more of an effort….and then you wonder why we enjoy porn so much….Why? ‘Cause it’s our ’sure thing’.
I’m even gonna dare cross the ‘wierd’ line here and guess that you have the potential to enjoy sex much more than a man ever could (at least in our society). Yes, we men can get stimulated (usually visually), but we tend to get satisfied very easily and then need to wait a while to ‘reload’ if you will. Girls can feel ’sexy’ and live ’sexy’ in a way most guys think are taboo….you can carry a pocket rocket in your purse, wear no panties under your work skirt, have men hungrily stare you up and down if you so choose, bne wined and dined, flirt with finess with both sexes and it acceptable to some degree if not more.
I think you are much more free in your mind and spirit when it comes to sexual manifestations, gratifications, and prowess then men could ever be. Don’t think so, just read any of the numerous womens blogs out there. I’d say overall you do a much better describing your fantasies and liberal with your bodies in a way that men perhaps strive to be, but for whatever reason, just can’t get there.
Oh, who the hell am I today? Oprah? See, I can’t even put this into the words I want to. It’s a gut feeling.
Brain Dump May 13, 2008
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Will you just look at her….I love Megan Fox from Transformers. What an incredible figure and sexy as all hell. If you ever get the chance, go find the U.S. version back issue of MAXIM magazine where she has a pictorial spread and interview (I’m sure you can find those pics and transcript online somewhere). Quite the little self-proclaimed scamp in the bedroom as well. Anyway, this is on-set picture from a movie she’s currently filming where she does a nude swimming scene. Yowza! Too bad the picture is soo small.
Rock Band releases a new Blondie and The Clash song today I’ll download. Also McDonalds is having $.99 promo (odd paring if you ask me) to download two selected songs this week for RB…”Shockwave” (by Black Tide) and “Sugar Magnolia” (Grateful Dead).
Speaking of RB, there peripherals are so cheaply made. What a really shitty design falw when most of the guitars and drum pedals are almost guaranteed to break after just a few uses. Well, I got my new guitar a few weeks back and it pretty much still works great (though I noticed the tilt mechanism acting up yesterday), but now my drum peddle is not always registering as it should be…so I have to get that replaced it looks like. Just shit that this made it past production just to get it out to the masses for Xmas.
Guitar Hero IV has some new info released this week….Wikipedia and X-Play are both stating that there is an initial fall release date (i.e. holiday season…again) and will include additional peripherals (read: drum and mic ala RB). But there is speculation a keyboard may also be in the line up. They also state that bands like Linkin Park, Sublime, Van Halen, and The Eagles will have exclusive tracks and master recordings. Who…Hoo!!! Can’t believe I am such a GH/RB junkie now….I may have a gig this Saturday too as my thrown together badn wants to play again….
NBC and ABC announced their 2008/09 lineup today. Go check it out at DarkHorizons.com. I’m excited about some of the annoucements but bummed that good shows like Journeyman and Bionic Woman got canned. This gets so hard to do anymore….pick out my TV lineup for the upcoming season. I’m just waiting for CW, FOX, and CBS to report in now…. To me, picking my tv show lineup is like most men on NFL draft days….
I tried watching The Hills for a bit yesertday…How does anyone stomach that semi-scripted shit. Lauren Conrad is cute to look at, but otherwwise I wanna punch the rest of them, especially Spencer and Heidi…and everyone who watches it. So fricken stupid….and you can tell by camera placement that they defientely script the ’situations’ at least….too many f’ing coincidences happening for drama sake.
I got my tax refunds yesterday, but not my $600 stimulus check yet. I think I’ll but myself yet another game, like GTA IV…or maybe something small for the house. The rest goes to the credit card company to bring down my debt.
El Zilcho April 23, 2008
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Hhhhrrrmmmppphhhh….
I can’t even think of a title.
I’ve really have had a bad case of writers block lately. Looking back at the last few entries, the quality is embarrassingly sub-par. It’s like my mind and fingers aren’t in sych with the rest of the world I am taking in.
It appears I am in a rut and really having a hard time getting excited about ANYTHING. I’d talk about the shovelheads I work with, but that just seems repetitive anymore. Big Brother, Survivor, Top Chef, and many of my other reality shows just seem to be going through the motions this season. Politics aren’t even inspiring now.
One person sent me a pic of their personal stash of sex-toys. She’s a woman, and I noticed in the basket that there were much more anal toys than others types. I don’t know why that struck me as odd….I never pictured her as the backdoor type. Who knew?
Yeah…gym is just the gym right now. Work is just work. Neighbors are just neighbors.
I think I have been just plain bored the last week and never really realized until now….when I just typed it….because I can’t think of anything else to type.
Four Things…courtesy of Kat March 27, 2008
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Yeah, one of those silly sharing things. Kat tagged me, so I’ll play along.
Four Things
4 Films I’d watch again (in no particular order)
1. Blade Runner
2. The Empire Strikes Back
3. The Spy Who Loved Me
4. Poltergeist
(damn I’m a nerd)
4 Foods I Love (changed from Places I lived):
1. Gnocchi
2. Anything southwesten
3. Sushi
4. Gormeh Sabzi (Persian)
4 T.V. shows I watch:
1. Big Bang Theory (I love it)
2. Bi Brother.
3. The Shield
4. Friday Night Lights
4 drinks:
1. Fresh brewed Ice-Tea. The real deal…no concentrate/powder/island tropical crap
2. Whisky
3. Dirty gin martinni’s
4. Mint Julep’s
4 Places I’d rather be:
1. New Mexico
2. Crusie ship to Carribean.
3. Tour Egypt (pyramids, tombs, museums, etc.)
4. Your bed.
Nothing happening March 20, 2008
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Just touching base.
Been wroking crazy hours lately. Apologies to Scully…I know I said I’d call…but time is just no abundant.
I was so tired yesterday I actually fell asleep in the chair where I was getting my haircut yesterday. Even my stylist said I looked like hell when I walked in. How true.
When I get overly tired, I also tend to get a tad crabby….at the wrong people. Nothing they did at all except ask me a simple question when my gas tank is on empty. I’ve caught myself being a bit sarcastic in which I am man enough to apologize to them and explain that I’m not myself right now.
Taxes are around the corner and I’ll be getting a hefty sum back this year, plus the stimulus package….but don’t congratulate me. The money I get back all goes back to property taxes, car payment, rising gas costs, and hoem repair (which my neighbor ‘refuses’ to pay for…. a lien may be in order soon…I’m pissed at him. “Nate….I have no money.” Really? You have no money? Wierd, you just told me about your three day trip, a vacation you’re planningm, and the new toys you just bought …but you have no money. Okay. )
Not to mention another dry spell right now. It’s been like 5 or 6 weeks now since I broke me off some. But I have no fricken time to go out and meet anyone or make any calls.
