Nate’s Place

Seriously, there’s nothing I generally hate more in modern technology than text messaging.  I think it is a sign that most people in general have ADD because I really can’t think what is so damn important and rude to your surroundings than thumbing over a 9 digit keypad selecting letters one at a time over and over again when it’s just as easy (& faster) than to just actually make a call.

My cell phone is plain and simple.  It makes calls, it receives calls, and has bluetooth.  I very rarely take pics, let alone ever care to watch movie clips or music videos on a 1″x1.5″ pixelated screen.  Not to mention the costs involved everytime you send or receive this shit.  All that extra crap is fluff and I don’t care.  I often scoff at the kids these days with these fancy slide out keyboards and shit.  When did we become a society of no actual verbal interaction?

With that being said, I wanted to do something I very rarely do…..I wanted to entice and interject some playful seduction in a proposition I didn’t want to send via normal e-mail, nor did I want to talk to anyone in person.  Sometimes, a little air of mystery and intrigue can set the stage for lust.

Coming after last nights brief, albeit fun episode with April, I decided to push my luck, and try for a return visit.  After reading some other blogs out there, I can’t say it was an original ideam but I figuring other people were having some rather positive results with text messaging, I went against everything I normally stand for and tried my hand (& patientence) in a brief message to April:

Nate: What time u get home? I really want to taste your pussy again.  What u think?

A few minutes go by.  I can imagine she is either: A) very busy and probably won’t look at her phone for some time, B) shocked and embarrased and has no idea what to say, or C) trying to figure out if this is really me becuase it so out of my character.

Finally, my own phone chirps…

April: WOW!  Where has your mind been all day? 

Nate: Thinking about the fun last night & how good u tasted.  Also didn’t get 2 fuck u as long as I wanted 2.  I think tonight an ‘outfit’ is in order.

A few minutes of silence go by…then….

April:  Then you will have to give a massage, ‘cuz its been a long day.  So bring a bottle of wine and when I get home I will shower and be ready 

Whoa!  Could I have just stumbled onto a new secret sexified tech tool?  Now I need to think about racing home, get cleaned up, go to store and get a bottle of good wine and wear something that won’t reveal the woody I’m now sportin’